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oomfcoded boyfailure fighting against all odds

unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. gaming. flourishing.

loves consuming shovelware slop

doesn't actually enjoy videogames and plays them just to waste internet data
Personal Ratings
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Replay '14

Participated in the 2014 Replay Event

Clearin your Calendar

Journaled games at least 15 days a month over a year

Treasured

Gained 750+ total review likes

Famous

Gained 100+ followers

Full-Time

Journaled games once a day for a month straight

Gone Gold

Received 5+ likes on a review while featured on the front page

Early Access

Submitted feedback for a beta feature

On Schedule

Journaled games once a day for a week straight

Listed

Created 10+ public lists

Organized

Created a list folder with 5+ lists

Busy Day

Journaled 5+ games in a single day

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Epic Gamer

Played 1000+ games

Adored

Gained 300+ total review likes

Trend Setter

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Elite Gamer

Played 500+ games

GOTY '23

Participated in the 2023 Game of the Year Event

Well Written

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Roadtrip

Voted for at least 3 features on the roadmap

Gamer

Played 250+ games

Donor

Liked 50+ reviews / lists

Loved

Gained 100+ total review likes

Shreked

Found the secret ogre page

Popular

Gained 15+ followers

Best Friends

Become mutual friends with at least 3 others

N00b

Played 100+ games

Noticed

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Liked

Gained 10+ total review likes

2 Years of Service

Being part of the Backloggd community for 2 years

Favorite Games

Rain World
Rain World
Needy Streamer Overload
Needy Streamer Overload
Yakuza 0
Yakuza 0
The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
Hollow Knight
Hollow Knight

1741

Total Games Played

096

Played in 2024

058

Games Backloggd


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Hi-Fi Rush
Hi-Fi Rush

Apr 15

A Difficult Game About Climbing
A Difficult Game About Climbing

Apr 14

Helldivers 2
Helldivers 2

Apr 13

Battletoads
Battletoads

Apr 12

Zoo Tycoon
Zoo Tycoon

Apr 11

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i usually don't do this, but if you are so desperate to make people NOT play your game i think it's fine. since this game hasn't come out yet i'm only rating the beta or how they call it CBT (which is honestly just perfect).

so to get your beta access you have to watch an hour worth of Marvel Rivals sponsored livestreams on twitch to even get the possibility of getting the key, but the ACTUAL key drop happens at midnight each day via "first come, first served" method (probably because the CEO does the same thing in bed each day) in a very limited timeframe with very limited key amount.

this by itself would be hilarious enough, BUT this isn't my problem. the real issue is that the actual button is basically a placeholder and the site shits itself with java script errors each day and ceases working completely, and when it's back up 2 minutes later all keys are gone (most likely bc the site is botted). considering the keys drop only for 4 days and it STILL hasn't been fixed 3 days later i'm giving up since all complaints on reddit are getting deleted and the only thing they said on twitter are the classic PR replies to reduce the impact when it's clear they have no fucking idea what are they doing.

fuck this game and whoever was behind this decision. even though it's just another hero shooter a lot of people actually wanted to give it a chance and try it and after countless trailers and beta test promises this being what we get is just sad. staying up late 3 days in a row, reloading the site gajjilion times like a dumbass and still not getting a single key is just wrong. i'll delete the review after the beta ends, but for now they can eat shit bc this whole beta has been an insane disaster on all fronts. also this being my longest "review" not to mention being my first review in 3 months has me feeling silly but i guess hate just brings out the shakespeare in people.

TLDR: FUCK this company

one more minute of this and i'm pretty sure i'll get brain aneurysm and die

the type of game where i'm surprised you don't get actual reddit gold for clearing levels and when you die some neckbeard photoshops you in reddit heaven next to harambe or doge
bad visuals, bad combat, bad story, bad characters, bad dialogue, bad everything. i wonder who thought recreating retro anime aesthethic meant adding rgb lighting and memes in every corner possible

when the gods of olympus are racist, misogynistic and homophobic they are praised and worshipped

but when i do it.....