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The McDonald's Happy Meal toy went hard.

meme quand j'avais 10 ans je savais ct nul

Who thought making a pinball game that requires precision was a good idea?

I had beaten this one before as a kid, coming back to it I beat it again on my first try but bowser is pretty harsh. I don't think it's a bad game though. I like it even... muahahahahaha


played this game as a joke bit for an event I was apart of

somehow this "game" made pinball miserable
please don't play this

It's like.... a cute idea- but why is it so needlessly harsh??

Emulei no RG35XX, zerei em uma viagem, perfeitinho

Look, is it kind of hard to make the ball go where you want it to? Yeah. But like, that’s kind of the whole point of pinball? Apart from that I think the progression design is pretty solid, having to keep a map of tables in your mind, and the art is really beautiful, kind of blending Mario 64 and Mario RPG into little tilt shifted dioramas.

Definitely one of the weaker Mario spin-offs, but I'm not that tilted against the game, if only due to the nostalgia factor.

I barely remember this but I know it wasn't enjoyable.

I really like how this game takes the basic framework of pinball and designs a whole mario-feeling adventure around it. I really hate how easy it is to accidentally enter rooms (or go back on the map) and completely reset the area you're trying to clear.

never before did I think the most frustrating game I would ever play would be a pinball game, yet here we are.

Man I wanted to like this, I was obsessed with Pokemon Pinball RSE back in high school and I was really hoping this would be just as good. But between the weird angle of the board and the lack of bumpers, I felt like I had no control over the ball as every time I hit them upwards with the flippers, the ball would just ride along the edge of the board back down to the bottom, not hitting anything.

And like, listen. I'm not trying to say I'm good at pinball or that I know what I'm doing when I play. But half the fun I had with Pokemon Pinball RSE was like, messing around, watching the board evolve as you hit other things and activate things and seeing where your ball would get stuck and get a bunch of bonuses. Here I just felt like the boards (at least the grass one, in all honesty, I couldn't unlock anything past it) just felt so small and empty. Not fun to mess around with at all.

This is a pretty bad pinball game. The game clearly wants you to learn to actually play pinball, which is cool, but it wants you to control the ball pretty precisely from screen one. This ends up being a big ask in part because the ball physics feel off. Youll spend alot of time trying to hit a specific button to open the path to the next screen, losing your ball on that screen, then dropping you back to that previous screen to try and hit that button again. Its tedious and not particularly fun.

Game highlight: the visuals are charming and the opening cutscene is very funny.

Sadly the most overlooked and underrated mario spinoff.

I've gone back to this game so many times over the years.
The pinball can be wonky but it works when you get used to it.
The adventure of it all is a strangely unique concept. A few random games on older systems attempted the adventure pinball concept but this was the first mainstream attempt at nailing it down, and one of the very last.

Still an extremely unique idea that MORE than deserves a remake.

Mario Pinball Land looks great, sounds okay, and plays awfully. Controls are finicky and the ball physics are chaotic. It's also very easy to accidentally reset your progress in a room or to end up in the wrong room entirely. It's a great idea and the Mario theme is well represented, but it just isn't worth struggling through.

pinball if it was hard as balls holy shit


Mastered on RetroAchievements : http://retroachievements.org/game/2445
Blood frustrating game that would have been made so much better if changing screens didn't reset having to get a star.

Pinball but it makes you break your gameboy in half