Reviews from

in the past


It seems most people that have played this game don't know what thights and calves are.


played the mobile version of this back in the day to kill time and it definitely was good at that. Having to coordinate each leg muscle to make a person run is fun both in a gamey way where finding the proper rhythm to make the dude run is key as well as a "whoa humans are pretty cool" kind of way as this is something that anyone with functional legs can do without even thinking about it so that's kinda neat. it's simple enough that I could recommend giving it a play, even if it's a 5-minute one.

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It's just kind of a meme game really.

5.0/10

I beat this game so I'm better than everybody who rated it lower than me.

made it to 62 meters before he faceplanted. younger me would be proud.

This game is... Just awful, in all the right ways. It's frustrating, but the fun kind. You climb, you fall. It's the way of life. Though never in my entire journey to 50 wins have I ever felt like my losses were the game's fault. Every fall, loss, bit of frustration felt like it was up to me. I could have done better. I could have avoided it. Besting this challenge for the first time was horrible, unyielding, and gruesome. But that just makes the satisfaction greater at the end. The 50th playthrough still felt the same, just not as extreme. Every fall was still frustrating. Every loss felt horrible. But after, I'm proud to say... I got over it.

i thought this is the funniest shit of all time when I was 10


Got 11 meters running going off of memory of how to do it from when I was like 9 and then gave up and just waddled all the way to the end. Doesn't feel in the spirit of these sorts of games to be able to cheese them so easily. Always thought Sumotori Dreams was better anyways

Got to 100 meters. My accelerated heartrate during the 90s stretch where I kept almost tipping over because I forgot the correct waddling rhythm helped to keep me awake during class.