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a fine shooter but the dracula fight may just be the best moment in any video game

bite sized shooter that you can beat in one sitting. very fun.

RATING: Good

there are goblins, and you chop them. the goblins try to chop you, but you are better at chopping goblins than the chop goblins are at chopping you.

What really sells Chop Goblins is how much game-y it is. Pretty weird thing to say about something that doesn't try to experiment or present some unique with its gameplay at all. The only thing that could be said is that Chop Goblins features lack of jump button just like in first comers of the FPS-genre like original Wolfenstein and first Doom. In that sense, it's definitely retro besides the graphics.
This limitation for the player resulted in more grounded look towards the design of Chop Goblins. While the arenas themselves can't present a challenge for similar game with the ability to jump, here (it seems) player will have to think twice before moving forward. Carelesness is something that most modern shooters try to aboid by giving more options to escape, but this game goes the other direction and asks to just consider your movement.
Strictly speaking, shooters are always about navigation more than anything else. Even the act of shooting a target can't be done without putting your cursor on it. While movement shooters present an additional challenge with more options to navigate, it can be argued that they're temporarily break the 'shooter' gameplay for one moment and become only about 'movement'. Getting rid of options to move helps focus on combat more closely.
Obviously I'm not saying that movement shooters are bad in any way, I just wanted to point that out.

I care for this little silly game too much to admit. It's short and won't waste any of your time.

An ultra-short fun little romp that will spice up your evening while waiting for your friends to finish dinner. Fun gameplay, and fun secrets, I wanted a jump button and crouching, but yeah- I had fun.


Nice and funny little game. Varied levels considering its sub-hour length, and it has the Painkiller stake gun. No mid-game settings menu is weird, though. You have to exit to the main menu to change FOV and whatnot.

LET'S! CHOP! GOBLINS!

Super simple game but has a lot of charm!

it's quick, it's simple, it's fun. chop goblins. check it out.

muy divertido, lo unico malo es que no se puede saltar

GOBLINS AAAAAH NILBOG AHHHHH FUTUREEEEE

This should be like the poster child for what is actually meant by I want shorter games with worse graphics because this incredibly silly goofy little 40 minute shooter is so cozy and charming and yet still shows the hallmarks of what made Dusk's level design and gun play so satisfying and special, just in a smaller funnier package for 5 bucks

That soundtrack fucking slaps too

damn those goblins really do be going chop

Short (like a goblin) to the point (like the knives the goblins have) and all around great fun (goblins enjoy the concept also)

Varied levels, varied enemies, great soundtrack. It's been a while since a joke game has been this good

look man someone's gotta blow these goblin's brains out

Simple sweet and short FPS from the maker of Dusk. Packs a lot into a short game and while not super deep the levels and enemies are full of charm. The short length will make it an easy game to come back to whenever I have 30 minutes to spare and the urge to shoot funny goblins

Torn between giving this a 7 or an 8.
Charming game from David. Planning on playing his entire game library in 2024 so we'll see where this stacks at in the end. Love the aesthetic too. Only major things are really just that the Dracula boss is kinda too OP for me and that I wish there was a final boss in the final level (although the final room is STRESSFUL, don't get me wrong). For what it's worth, very good game.

A neat little bite-sized boomer shooter. Pretty basic overall, but it's an entertaining hour or so and does what it sets out to do.

Where is the cheese Szymanski?!


Don't play if you are allergic to fun

Very quick retro FPS shooter from the same man behind DUSK. Nothing really crazy innovative but therein is this games charm. A simple, quick story and game; gives off major Game Jam vibes. Worth the pennies you pay for it on Steam.

its ok i thnk. lots of goblins,,