Reviews from

in the past


Unironically good DOOM clone, has a lot of charm, a great graphical style, and its called Chop Goblins, how the hell could you hate it?

i had a great time but the one time i've done an IQ test i started arguing with my friend over the first question

"where's the cheese" they say, haha fantastic

Chop Goblins is not a good game in the way that Elden Ring is a good game, but I had fun with this short and silly romp. If you can get it on sale for under $4, I think it's worth it. I have only played a couple David Szymanski's games, but I'm pretty interested.

It'll probably only last you a couple hours if you 100% the thing like I did, but I enjoyed my time here. It's amusing with its nonsensical “story” and love-to-hate goblins. Your arsenal is thematically clashing yet all works well, and I like that you can stab and shoot at the same time. When you're using a two handed weapon, a third hand and arm appear to help you do some extra damage. I don't think it's as memorable as Squirrel Stapler or Iron Lung, but there's also a bit more to see, here.
There's not much to say about this brief boomer shooter other than I'm glad I gave it my time.

I recommend Chop Goblins, especially if you can get it on sale and don't mind the game being pretty short.


short but sweet little boomer shooter game by David Szymanski. Overall its a fun time with a lot of replay value. Gunplay is fun and weapons are cool. I think the overall vibe is fun with the funny goblins and the areas you go to. Finished in about under an hour and only have 3 achievements left so might go for a plat. Worth it if you'd enjoy a quick little fps game.