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I really need to learn to not be baited into playing kusoge by the allure of pixelated cheesecake. This is an awful game that is so choppy it will probably make you sick. (I give one star because I did in fact receive the promised cake)

What a fucking letdown man I just wanna pilot a cool tank

There is some charm to this game for sure. With each level victory you get a little image of the gal from the box art which is...fine...? I guess?

But that's more or less the whole game. It handles better than you might think, and has a kind of surprising amount of depth with weapons and sub weapons and such, but in the end it's a kinda junky Game Gear shooter with cute interstitials and a really nauseating scrolling level.