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favorite game of all time holy shit balls

Absolutely wild how crazy this gets.

Wouldn't replay this, but basically the entire "real narrative" of the game being hidden behind extremely specific gameplay dialogue choice conditions is so funny.

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Originally 3/5 but the finale route bumped this up a full star so 4/5. Prettiest birds for me are Nageki and Anghel. I love the ice blue ring around the mourning dove’s eyes and the red patch on the luzon bleeding heaty. Nageki is my fave route after the finale. I knew there’d be one crazy chara but there’s a lot. Everyone and their dad has played this and I get it now!

This is my go to download for when my friends are coming over and I want them to think this is what I play in my spare time.


Meme game that I couldn't get into.

You can't be mentally prepared for what happens in the "true" route of this game. Seriously. Came for the funny birb meme game, stayed for the completely-out-of-nowhere and somehow fitting plot twists at the end.

A truly incredible visual novel experience that takes players by surprise with its extreme subversion of tones. I've written over a thousand words talking about the cast. A gem of a game!!! I love it so much. All the people I've recommended this game to have come out of the conclusion crying. It is only hindered by its lack of QoL.

its a funny concept but is it actually fun to play... no

c'est pas qu'UN JEU DE PIGEON, c'est LE JEU DE PIGEON!!! pensez ce que vous voulez le jeu est super cool, y'a un vrai LORE DARK, imaginez un lore dark avec des PIGEONS???? bah c'est ça, c'est le jeu (faut faire tt les routes pour la débloquer mais ça vaut trooop le coup) j'en ai des très bons souvenirs !! puis c'est des pigeons merde

Are you ready for a wacky adventure of birds, love and seeds galore!? Then jump in to the interesting story of Hatoful Boyfriend. It's a game where you are the main character, a human student enrolled into the prestigious St. PigeoNation’s Institute, a school for talented birds. You get to meet a lot of cool different birds and the story unravels in ways you wouldn't have believed!

It's definitely an experience that you don't want to miss. It doesn't seem to take itself too seriously, but once the story starts to unfold, some pretty serious themes will be revealed as well. My favorite characters were definitely Okosan and Anghel Higure, as they were not only wacky in personality, but brought so much interesting twists to the game itself.

I wasn't really fan of the soundtrack and it felt a little too repetitive and annoying, so I muted the game after a few endings I had achieved, but it didn't really take away from the experience too much.

The game is definitely a recommendation from me to those of you who enjoy visual novels and intriguing wacky stories and chraracters.

I’m being painfully unironic when I say that this game is good. It’s worth noting that I HATE parodies of visual novels, but to call it a parody would be a disservice and to say anything else of the game’s story would be to rob you of the experience.

Why am I dating these birds? I don't know, but I'm here and I love it.

Les amours adolescentes qu'on s'autorise sont-elles les laboratoires de nos projets de société ?

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this game is making me loose it a little bit because i am playing it 10 years to late and there is no one to talk to about this damn game.
that said! an interesting relic of its time. maybe a bit too long, but overall very satisfying with how innocuous many "silly" details felt at first in the dating sim half (nageki being a ghost, kazuaki smelling of bleach) were actually perfectly incorporated by the end. the game really presented you with this "superficial" first half that wound up just being the set-up for the core of the game + wonderful pay-off in the second half. ("superficial" because still fun an enjoyable!) honestly i was really ready for it to end but by the time the doctor gave revealed his insane homoerotic backstory i was incredibly hooked, and by the time the bonus epilogue finished i was like wow ok yes i care about these stupid characters! it's really meticulously structured where most characters exist for a very specific narrative reason despite initially presenting as fulfilling some archetypal checklist for dating sims. gaming!

As my username might hint at, Hatoful Boyfriend is a game very near and dear to my heart, but believe it or not I'd never beaten it and honestly had barely played it until fairly recently. Up until now it was just a game whose style I really liked, but I'd never really put much time into it until a month or so ago. My girlfriend and I played through it together over Discord over the course of the past month or so, as she voiced the main characters and I gave voiced to all the other characters. A fun bonding activity that lets me indulge in making like I'm a voice actor X3. It took about 20 or so hours to get through all the routes.

​Hatoful Boyfriend is a dating sim that began as an April fools joke around a decade ago that the authors were compelled to make into a full game by the incredibly positive feedback to the little snippet of the joke they'd made up until that point. The joke, of course, being that it's a dating sim where you're a human girl who dates birds. Not birds who turn into humans, just straight up talking birds. There are little splash-screens when you first meet them that show them what they might look like if they WERE human, but they're in actuality birds and definitely not humans XD

Silly premise aside, Hatoful Boyfriend is actually quite a well written game. The translation can be a bit odd at times (with numerous obvious spelling mistakes, including one character's NAME being misspelled everywhere but his splash screen), but that mostly adds to the quirky fun of it all. And just as it is humorous, it's also fairly adept at being serious when it's trying to be, with particularly the BBL ending having some very good plotting and buildup. Around the silly premise of dating birds is the question of exactly why and how birds and talk, use tools, and go to school, and the tidbits of smaller mysteries surrounding that intermixed with the personal journey of the main character finding love is quite well done.

There are 8 characters to romance in the game, with the HD version on Steam on PS4 adding another two endings during summer vacation (which are honestly one of the more weak parts of the game). In addition, once you've gotten an ending with every character in the game, you gain the option at the game's start to "fulfill the promise", which activates the BBL ending (Bad Boy's Love). The BBL ending is much more of a larger mystery primarily concerning the other side characters and not the main character you spend the rest of the game as, and you mostly play as the birds in this much much longer (it's like 6-7 hours long) route. In the original PC release it was more like an adventure game visual novel with choices that could kill you, but those have been streamlined into an un-failable straight VN. While this does remove the frustration of dying, it does make this part feel a bit odd as places where choices or even kind of stricter save system have textual remnants but no mechanical ones. That said, my girlfriend and I both agreed that the BBL route was by far the best part of the game, even if it stumbles at the ending a little.

Verdict: Highly Recommended. Hatoful Boyfriend is my no means a perfect story or a perfect game, but it's one I enjoyed a ton. It does a good job of balancing seriousness with silliness, and is far more than JUST a gratuitous joke about romancing birds (although let's not kid ourselves that that isn't a decent part of what it is XD). Granted I imagine very people will play the game like I did, I still recommend it if you're a fan of VNs~

The game is simple and goofy. A fun parody of dating sim visual novels. I'm not necessarily the target demographic for a game like this though. So I abandoned it not because it was bad, just because it wasn't for me.

Unironically a masterclass in subversion and character writing, I cannot recommend more

if you hate this game, you're wrong. coo coo

now this is what I call good video game


im not kidding when i say this series (i will wait forever for u mirror....) is my favorite vn series
every other plot twist gimmicky parody vn wants what hatoful boyfriends had for over a decade
but none of them are as equally sincere as they are parody and i am dying on this hill

Trop crazy le jeu tu dates des pigeons, non mais ultra crazy quoi

the first VN I fully regret bothering to finish, so thoroughly unfunny

Hatoful Boyfriend (2011): Es un juego...raro. La historia, pese a lo ridícula que pueda parecer, está muy bien escrita y te intriga hasta el final, pero lo demás es una chapuza. Una estructura para ver el final verdadero absurda, errores de traducción constantes, etc. (4,85)