[Intro]
Mmm, yeah
Mmm, yeah
(So-so-so-so-solo)
[Chorus]
I'm feelin' like a star, you can't stop my shine
I'm lovin' Cloud City, my head's in the sky
I'm Solo, I’m Han Solo
I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo, Solo
[Verse 1]
Yeah, I'm feelin' good tonight
Finally feelin' free and it feels so right, oh
Time to do the things I like
Gonna see a princess, everything's all right, oh
No Jabba to answer to
Ain't a fixture in the palace zoo, no
And since the carbonite's off me
I'm livin' life now that I'm free, yeah
(The star wars dancing thing is fucking hilarious and weirdly good, everything else about this is godawful)
Mmm, yeah
Mmm, yeah
(So-so-so-so-solo)
[Chorus]
I'm feelin' like a star, you can't stop my shine
I'm lovin' Cloud City, my head's in the sky
I'm Solo, I’m Han Solo
I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo, Solo
[Verse 1]
Yeah, I'm feelin' good tonight
Finally feelin' free and it feels so right, oh
Time to do the things I like
Gonna see a princess, everything's all right, oh
No Jabba to answer to
Ain't a fixture in the palace zoo, no
And since the carbonite's off me
I'm livin' life now that I'm free, yeah
(The star wars dancing thing is fucking hilarious and weirdly good, everything else about this is godawful)
Journal Entry 75
It’s July 23rd, 2021.
I’ve started moving upward to South Carolina. The process hasn’t been so great. I ran into several moonshine camps, and uh… they weren’t so happy that I “sampled” their merchandise.
They fired multiple slug rounds towards me, but I managed to dodge them with my super cool Navy Seal skills. I was definitely a Navy Seal. I also totally don’t have a bullet wound in my left calf right now, totally don’t.
In these trying times I just sing to myself the most important tune I’ve ever heard in my life.
I’m Solo, I’m Han Solo, I’m Han Solo, I’m Han Solo.
Fuck, I wish I was Harrison Ford. I’d take a thousand helicopter crashes over running from the cops any day.
It’s July 23rd, 2021.
I’ve started moving upward to South Carolina. The process hasn’t been so great. I ran into several moonshine camps, and uh… they weren’t so happy that I “sampled” their merchandise.
They fired multiple slug rounds towards me, but I managed to dodge them with my super cool Navy Seal skills. I was definitely a Navy Seal. I also totally don’t have a bullet wound in my left calf right now, totally don’t.
In these trying times I just sing to myself the most important tune I’ve ever heard in my life.
I’m Solo, I’m Han Solo, I’m Han Solo, I’m Han Solo.
Fuck, I wish I was Harrison Ford. I’d take a thousand helicopter crashes over running from the cops any day.