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I’m putting on my shades.
To cover up my eyes.
I’m jumpin’ in my ride.
I’m heading out tonight.

I’m Solo, I’m Han Solo.
I’m Han Solo.
I’m Han Solo. Solo.

[Intro]
Mmm, yeah
Mmm, yeah
(So-so-so-so-solo)

[Chorus]
I'm feelin' like a star, you can't stop my shine
I'm lovin' Cloud City, my head's in the sky
I'm Solo, I’m Han Solo
I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo, Solo

[Verse 1]
Yeah, I'm feelin' good tonight
Finally feelin' free and it feels so right, oh
Time to do the things I like
Gonna see a princess, everything's all right, oh
No Jabba to answer to
Ain't a fixture in the palace zoo, no
And since the carbonite's off me
I'm livin' life now that I'm free, yeah

(The star wars dancing thing is fucking hilarious and weirdly good, everything else about this is godawful)

Journal Entry 75

It’s July 23rd, 2021.

I’ve started moving upward to South Carolina. The process hasn’t been so great. I ran into several moonshine camps, and uh… they weren’t so happy that I “sampled” their merchandise.

They fired multiple slug rounds towards me, but I managed to dodge them with my super cool Navy Seal skills. I was definitely a Navy Seal. I also totally don’t have a bullet wound in my left calf right now, totally don’t.

In these trying times I just sing to myself the most important tune I’ve ever heard in my life.
I’m Solo, I’m Han Solo, I’m Han Solo, I’m Han Solo.

Fuck, I wish I was Harrison Ford. I’d take a thousand helicopter crashes over running from the cops any day.

My biggest guilty pleasure game.

So terrible and endlessly ridiculous, but oh lord the memories of just going fucking ham in front of my tv miming a Lightsaber. Such good times.

Also "I'm Han Solo"... fucking iconic.


Might be the greatest Kinect game of all time

me senti o anakin, só faltou matar criança

the solo song alone makes this a 4 star

No es algo de lo que presumir pero yo estuve ahí en "I am Han Solo" día uno

I recommend playing it for the dance minigame.

Now on one hand this isn't a good game, its story mode sucks and its tracking is dogshit. Now on the other hand, you got an honestly good dancing game (with a meme worthy music) and the rampaging Rancor game is so destructive it makes my goofy gamer brain jump with joy.

i’m feeling like a star you can’t stop my shine i’m loving cloud city my head’s in the sky

The story in the game was alright. But the controls were lets not talk about it and then there was a han solo dance.

The Story Mode wasn't even that bad I'm ngl.

the han solo song isnt that bad

I learned something about myself playing this...
I CAN BOOGIE!!!!!!!

Instead of accidentally throwing a Wii-mote at the TV you can now throw your yourself at it.

I honestly just loved the destructive levels from this game, one of the best xbox 360 experiences I got to witness. 2,5/5

this game is so bad its funny

Who the hell decided Star Wars: Dancing in the Starlight was a good idea?

Okay, yeah the game is not good, however it did give us Riding Han solo, peak fiction.


Kind of garbage, but in a fun way. If you have an xbox 360 with a kinect and can get it for a good price, i's definitely worth checking out.

Still extremely funny even now. I got the bundle that had this game and an xbox 360 that made R2D2 noises so I refuse to give this lower than 1 star for that alone.