Reviews from

in the past


Not gonna lie, I thought for a second that the final character was gonna be Master Hand.

Also this is probably my all time favorite Smash trailer :)

God DAMN was I baited hard as a Souls fan.

I'm happy for you Kingdom Hearts fans but the Mother 3 Save Frog would've been more hype. Why the fuck did they give a swordie better air options than Pika, he looks like a brain dead character

If Disney is canon in the Smash universe now then I expect Doofenshmirtz to be the first newcomer in Smash 6.


Scrimblo Bimblo versus Anime Swordsman - a seemingly eternal stalemate between two equally insufferable factions. For years the battle has raged on from within the rowdiest of middle school hallways, gym lockers, Twitter threads, and anywhere else groomers and pedophiles can be found.

With smug pepe emoticons and hoes_mad.mp4 uploads in hand, the most obnoxious rivals of the internet begin to unload their arsenal for Sora Sakurai's final Smash reveal...

At long last, he is finally here.

Scrimblo Bimblo: the Anime Swordsman

Hoes... glad.

opening up smash and seeing the disney copyright and fading to dust within seconds

I don't know why this is on this website as it's own game. but I'll rate it 5 anyway

I think this is good not just because a lot of my friends wanted Sora but it also exposed a porn artist for being a catfish

they fucking revealed Doom Slayer (my most wanted) as a mii costume before they showed off Sora, another anime swordfighter with a down b counter

not to mention he plays like shit

back to the Nick All Star Brawl bottle

CHILDHOOD DREAM COME TRUE 10000/10

Listen imma be honest, I don't like this character that much, his moveset is absolutely nothing to write home about, his music and stage are fine as well, I just, don't like the way he controls like why did yall have to make him feel like he's on butter. all in all, although I'm grateful for everything the dev team had done for this game, this was kinda a disappointment to end smash bros with, for me personally, I get why people like him.

can't wait for Masahiro Sakurai to be in the game as a playable fighter

if sakurai don't add sex to smash bros im going to be WILD mad

There does not exist an entity in the entirety of our conceivable universe that deserves happiness less than people who whine about JRPGs.

In every sense of the words, completely and absolutely, cope and seethe. And go back to Reddit while you're at it.

SAKURAI I LOVE YOU THANK YOU FOR PUTTING MY SON IN SMASH

The greatest reveal I have ever seen in my life. Ten out of fucking ten. God bless Sakurai and God bless this game.

WHERES DONALD DUCK SAKURAI

NO, HIM COSTING 1378163 GAZILLION DOLLARS ISNT AN EXCUSE

If this is the climax of capitalism, I would be satisfied.

Sora DLC is by far the Game of the Year of 2021

I don't care about smash nor KH but I find it really funny how this DLC was responsible for exposing an Twitter porn artist for being a catfish

I randomly bought the "Kingdom Hearts: the story so far" collection the day before Sora's reveal. And now I'm scared of myself.

I genuinely barely even understand who this guy is, but he made a bunch of my fully-grown adult friends admit to crying about him, which means he holds a special power that deserves a certain disdainful respect. Also, I like his three-hit neutral air attack.

(Lil chibi Doomguy costume that came with this pack is great.)


Quite disappointed to not see any representation of Winnie the Pooh or any of his friends. However, Hollow Bastion is awesome.

i asked Sora for smash when i was a little wee laddy but now i forgot i used to Keep begging for Sora back in the day its cool that he's finally here Shit music choice tho

I've generally abandoned the attitude that one should get mad about people who like something you don't being happy about product. Or finding joy in fans of things you don't like being disappointed in product.

There are exactly two fandoms that I'll make exceptions for: Disney fans and Smash fans

My first impression day 1 was "wtf is this hot mess". I admit he kind of grew on me a bit as I continue to play with him. That being said, I still do firmly believe that he doesn't only has a lot of design flaws but he also embodies all of the issues I have with ultimate and modern smash bros as a whole. The restricting movement options, the unnecesary down b counter when you force the rest of his potential moves into his taunt, the auto-aimed movement attack, the auto-combos that barely leaves room for expression, the fact that he'll probably be optimal if played spammy and like a puss*.

Anyways. He still is fun casually and not the worst of the DLCs. Certainly not on banjo, min min or hero level. His stage looks pretty nice and the music certainly doesn't disappoint as expected. The fact that no disney thing appears is very funny, considering that 98% of his franchise is disney stuff, but that was to be expected and I bet most people are actually okay with that.