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Scrimblo Bimblo versus Anime Swordsman - a seemingly eternal stalemate between two equally insufferable factions. For years the battle has raged on from within the rowdiest of middle school hallways, gym lockers, Twitter threads, and anywhere else groomers and pedophiles can be found.

With smug pepe emoticons and hoes_mad.mp4 uploads in hand, the most obnoxious rivals of the internet begin to unload their arsenal for Sora Sakurai's final Smash reveal...

At long last, he is finally here.

Scrimblo Bimblo: the Anime Swordsman

Hoes... glad.

if sakurai don't add sex to smash bros im going to be WILD mad

I don't care about smash nor KH but I find it really funny how this DLC was responsible for exposing an Twitter porn artist for being a catfish

Quite disappointed to not see any representation of Winnie the Pooh or any of his friends. However, Hollow Bastion is awesome.

i feel like another factor that played into sora's inclusion was compensation for KH3


If Disney is canon in the Smash universe now then I expect Doofenshmirtz to be the first newcomer in Smash 6.

WHERES DONALD DUCK SAKURAI

NO, HIM COSTING 1378163 GAZILLION DOLLARS ISNT AN EXCUSE

If this is the climax of capitalism, I would be satisfied.

they fucking revealed Doom Slayer (my most wanted) as a mii costume before they showed off Sora, another anime swordfighter with a down b counter

not to mention he plays like shit

back to the Nick All Star Brawl bottle

SAKURAI I LOVE YOU THANK YOU FOR PUTTING MY SON IN SMASH

Inclusion: Seeing Sora finally enter the game made me absolutely giddy. I was almost convinced that it was impossible by the usual excuses, so it was satisfying to see that he was not only in the game, but was THE most requested character in the whole game. Kingdom Hearts is very close to my heart, and seeing its representation filled me with so much immense joy.

Fighter: I must have some weird condition that makes me play annoying characters because of character loyalty because Sora's now one of my mains. I think that some things people say are a bit exaggerated, but I can't deny that he has a pretty frustrating playstyle. I do think that his focus on aerial movement is actually pretty fun to navigate with, I don't really get the same feeling as people who say he controls really badly.

Stage: Hollow Bastion is great, there's so much attention to detail around everything surrounding the location. The transformation into Dive to the Heart is also breathtaking, I love all of the art of the characters that shows up during this transformation too. I love how it's also a stage that's perfectly legal, much like Sephiroth's. Easily makes it one of my most played stages.

Music: The music here is really great, Shimomura's work on the series is spectacular, but it does run into a problem I have with Sora's representation in general. It leans a bit too much on KH1 for his moveset and music, when some elements from other games, hell even just 2, would've been appreciated. A few more remixes would've helped too.

Incredibly happy to see him in the game and a great way to send off a game that defined an era of my life. (Also please fix the cover here so it's consistent with all of the other DLC fighters)

I don't know why this is on this website as it's own game. but I'll rate it 5 anyway

I'm just glad how Sakurai really convinced Disney to put this character into Smash, major respect

There does not exist an entity in the entirety of our conceivable universe that deserves happiness less than people who whine about JRPGs.

In every sense of the words, completely and absolutely, cope and seethe. And go back to Reddit while you're at it.

I genuinely barely even understand who this guy is, but he made a bunch of my fully-grown adult friends admit to crying about him, which means he holds a special power that deserves a certain disdainful respect. Also, I like his three-hit neutral air attack.

(Lil chibi Doomguy costume that came with this pack is great.)

When I saw the reveal trailer for Sora my mind was absolutely blown away. I am a huge Kingdom Hearts fan and have wanted to see Sora in Smash just as long as I had wanted Banjo-Kazooie in Smash, but with Disney having part of the rights to Sora I always excused it as an impossible dream. They also went above and beyond and added other costumes of Sora's outfits from other games. Hollow Bastion is a really cool stage that almost can function as 2 stages as it transitions into Dive into the Heart. Moveset-wise, Sora's moves are almost perfect. The counter should have been replaced with one of Sora's more iconic moves like Ars Arcanium or Strike Raid. Music is extremely limited which is my biggest gripe with the DLC, but considering its a miracle Sora is in this game to begin with, it can be excused. Not the best with him, but whenever I win games with both him & Banjo it feels good. Just being able to see them crossover with Mario and countless other iconic video game characters makes me very happy as I am a massive fan of both of their franchises and am shocked to see them.

i would totally rate 5 if i was a kingdom hearts stan but sora's not really all that. he's got a decent moveset but it doesn't interest me enough. at the very least he had a surprising character reveal and proved everyone's doubts wrong. im happy for the KH fans that never gave up hope for sora in ssbu despite literally everyone (me included) mocking them

Not gonna lie, I thought for a second that the final character was gonna be Master Hand.

Also this is probably my all time favorite Smash trailer :)

The greatest reveal I have ever seen in my life. Ten out of fucking ten. God bless Sakurai and God bless this game.

opening up smash and seeing the disney copyright and fading to dust within seconds

well it was bound to happen but to be honest I can't help but feel underwhelmed. don't get me wrong I don't hate his inclusion and I'm happy that Kingdom Hearts fans finally got their wish. I also think Kingdom Hearts is a neat and fun concept and I find myself listening to some of the franchise's tracks on rare occasions. that said one of the only two things that I'm disappointed with is how few tracks we got. the ones we got were fine but we really could have used more. not gonna lie I kinda got a sour taste in my mouth when I didn't see Rage Awakened or Fate of the Unknown on the track list. everything else is okay I guess, his stage looks cool, his gameplay style is neat, and the Timeless alt slaps harder than it should, so yeah I guess Smash ended off on an alright note.

that said the second thing I'm disappointed with is that we didn't get Donald Duck instead, I wanted to kill my opponents with Zettaflare we were robbed

I think this is good not just because a lot of my friends wanted Sora but it also exposed a porn artist for being a catfish

Sora DLC is by far the Game of the Year of 2021


His inclusion is the reason I played Kingdom Hearts and now have PSTD towards mermaids.
He's kinda fun to play in the actual game I guess

I randomly bought the "Kingdom Hearts: the story so far" collection the day before Sora's reveal. And now I'm scared of myself.

Wow! a rep from a Disney game! Wow! the most requested character! Wow! evreyones hyped as shit!

WHY DO I FEEL NOTHING!?

God DAMN was I baited hard as a Souls fan.

I'm happy for you Kingdom Hearts fans but the Mother 3 Save Frog would've been more hype. Why the fuck did they give a swordie better air options than Pika, he looks like a brain dead character