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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW... SUICIDE, BRO... LIKE... DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE... YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Trying to find meaning in this might as well be comparable to the protagonist's obsession with the painting. Horrid.

★ – Dumpster fire ❌

I used to like the game a lot as a kid, and I couldn't pin down why, but now I know it's likely just the vibe that the game gives off. Which is honestly one of the only things that really holds up.

The story is... interesting, the story telling is also interesting, but "brevity" is an understatement as the game just kind of throws everything at you with no tact.

To be honest, the game does feel like it was made for the sake of being made, not really to send a message or tell a story. But I still have a soft spot for it.

What kind of dick eats their pet shrimp on the day that they are gonna kill themselves?

Idk it's fine. I gave it a positive review on Steam initially but I just wish it either gave us more people's lives to look at, gave us more of the character that we are playing as, or made it less depressing by at least letting us choose to better our lives instead of just ending it.
After all it's a god damn video game, and if it's not fun then it should at the very least give us a narrative that's able to be interacted with

That piss sound efffect though

It's simple, short and clearly has a lot of limitations due to the experience of the author, but a think the execution is great. For a free 15 - minutes game, has a couple of moments that really stuck with me ¿It's a must-play? Nah, but if something in it interested you, give it a try


No está mal, especialmente para ser relativamente antiguo. Pero a día de hoy me parece demasiado simple y por debajo de la media con respecto a otros juegos parecidos.

a little boring and too short

C'est... vraiment bizarre ? Le jeu aborde des thèmes très grave d'une façon assez bizarre et j'avoue moi même ne pas avoir tout compris à ce qui se passe, mais ça a une ambiance vraiment terrifiante alors que concrètement il se passe rien

Não sei exatamente qual era a intenção por trás disso, mas só parece gratuito mesmo.

Booooooooooooo! No real (re: meaningful) choices to be made and it offers nothing beyond the shock of having the player play though 10 minutes leading up to someone ending their life. Uninspired.

This guys apartment looks exactly like what some discord servers feel like fr fr

Such a sombre mood despite the game's simplicity. Sad. Poor shrimp.

This is not good. It's bordering on offensively bad. It's a short, simple, direct story about unaliving yourself. And sure, okay, that could be neat. It would be fun to get a game dev and artist's perspective on that very serious topic.

Instead, this is just... kinda stupid. It feels like some edgy dude wanted to represent a subject while neither knowing anything about the subject or having any ounce of creativity or artistry. It represents itself as this oddity, this weirdo interpretation of a dark subject. But in reality, it's just lots of disconnected thoughts that are both unexplained and irrelevant.

Maybe you could say that this is a really cynical take on this subject matter. But if so, it's so cynical it comes off as snide. And maybe you could say this is just abstract art, surrealism. If so, what do any of the parts of the whole mean? What message is it trying to speak?

In reality, this is nothing. It's a vapid drivel by someone either too pretentious or too deluded to understand what they, themselves, were trying to do or say. Even if this game weren't addressing some serious subject matter, it's barely competent enough to tell you the daily weather.

I played it to feel weirded out and the game sure delivered that to me but I don't think I will remember this for a long time. The game title is very cool though "The Static Speaks My Name"

simples e limitado, mas toca num spot bem específico de maluquice. queria que fosse maior pra jogar com as outras almas condenadas.

Ten minutes of obsession and madness.

Absurd, janky, and deeply personal. It gives big Cave Story Sex RPG 2007 vibes. I recommend listening to the developer commentary afterwards if you want to hear some insight on the creator's mindset and struggles making the game.