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-very cool, epistemological take on murder mysteries. setups really got me hooked so far
- natsuhi is a freaking girlboss >_< and i expect the older ushiromiyas in general to be girlbosses as well but she is my favorite as of now
- i understand wanting the patch for the voice acting but if you are seriously gonna try and tell me ryukishi's art is worse than the plastic ass ps3 art then get ur eyes checked!!! its fucking good!!!

Came very damn close to giving this a perfect score, because, just, wow.
Actual perfect direction, eccentric but simple characters, and a mysterious premise that never gets old.

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[Vague spoilers for Higurashi also included]

A pretty solid intro! I still need to read the tea party (and potentially anything that might unlock after that), but overall this is a fantastic start. The only thing that I didn’t particularly like is that there is a bit too much exposition, although this was an issue in Higurashi as well. I don’t think it held the experience back by any significant margin, but it’s a bit of a pain to click through a narrative that’s just over-explaining itself.

Otherwise, GOSH THIS IS SO GOOD!! The references, both blatant and subtle, to Higurashi are masterfully done (e.g. discussions of miracles; rolling die to illustrate the concepts of fate and the perception of miracles; turning into a demon in order to protect a loved one; similarities between Maria and Onikakushi!Keiichi’s letters; and so on). All of it is incredible, and feels very rewarding for people that are familiar with the series.

This is also my first time playing with CGs and updated sprites/backgrounds (and ofc the voice mod), and MAN is it good! I think Higurashi is far better played using original assets (save for the voice mod), but there’s no contest here — Umi needs to be played using updated assets. I was truly terrified of Maria every time she jumped on screen, and don’t even get me started on how much I loved Natsuhi and Eva’s showdown!!! Once the plot started rolling, it just didn’t stop, and things were always tense and I loved it.

The only complaints I have in terms of characters would be George (watching him basically force Shannon into accept his proposal was VERY uncomfortable, although I’m waiting to see if this is played more as a character flaw instead of fanservice), and Krauss (although we didn’t get to see much of him, and I imagine there’s a LOT to his character, I just think he’s sleazy and I wanna kiss Natsuhi instead). Other than that, my favorite character is definitely Natsuhi, and watching her gradually come to put her role as a mother before her family name was SO good to see!

But yeah! Great start! Can’t wait to see where this goes :)

legendary ending. honestly one of my favorites of all the episodes.


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its a slow intro but it does its job of making the player eat their vegetables really well. the first time you open the shed and have to hear goldenslaughterer is a top five moment of the question arcs for sure

I don't think I can do this 🗿

Good introduction to the series, but like Higurashi's Onikakushi, I'm sure it will pale in comparison to other arcs.

Que sono.
Que hype.
Que sono.
Que sono.
Que sono.
Que sono.
Puta que pariu que final foi esse ?

If only it was just a bit shorter. I really enjoyed it when it got going and the premise of this chapter is incredibly genius. It's hard for me to sit through hours of irrelevant dialogue and inner monologue about why Battler is groping people though.

Ughhhh god fucking damnit i'm gonna have to read the rest of these aren't I

Let me get this straight, I went in this game really hoping to enjoy it. Isn't it supposed to, like, be one of the best VNs or something? Needless to say, after sitting through 5 hours of these characters repeating the same verbose dialogue over and over again, with literally nothing happening basically the entire time (aside from the adults just bickering about money shit I could not care less about, and the kids spending all of their time with the world's most annoying 4th grader) I was very unimpressed. Extremely unimpressed. It was fucking grueling getting through those first 5 hours. There isn't a single likeable character or interesting plot beat throughout the entire fucking thing. It fucking sucks dick and there is no sugar coating that. I just wanted to finish it so I could give it a rating and move on with my life.

But the last half is interesting enough to make me kind of want to read the second episode. Definitely not anytime soon, god no, I've got other things I'd much rather tackle right now, but there's a greater than 0 chance I read the next part, something I really wasn't anticipating by the halfway mark. Shit happens, info gets revealed, you know, the works. Stuff that actually develops some characters past the cookie cutter tropes they're made out to be in the beginning. There's a couple really good moments in here, but they're all drowned out by how miserable the first half is (and honestly, the first couple chapters of the second half aren't any better either, aside from like, one scene).

I just wish Ryukishi07 had hired a damn editor, jesus christ. I don't care that seemingly random topics get brought up and conversations are wandering (for reference I am on very good terms with the Zero Escape series) but it's a major problem when you can't just shrug it off as normal conversation, and you definitely can not in this game. A character will say something, someone else will restate part of it, in a message containing like 5 instances of ".............", a third character will restate it again, and then Battler will restate it again in his mind a couple more times for good measure. Add onto that the fact that the translation seems like it must have just been done sentence for sentence, with no consideration as to how neighboring sentences could have been condensed or rewritten into a way that reads like how someone would actually talk in English, and it results in some pretty dogshit prose.

That being said, I might be willing to give the second episode a try, but not anywhere in the immediate future. Definitely gonna go play/read some other stuff that is immediately good instead of utterly joyless for the first 5 hours first.

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As minhas expectativas para umineko ainda estavam muito altas e, de certa forma, altas até demais. Eu ainda estou jogando, mas sem duvidas eu me decepcionei bastante com esse primeiro ep do jogo. Apesar de eu gostar dos personagens e de como cada um se mostra quanto mais fodida a situação fica, não posso negar que o mistério pouco me divertiu ou me fez ficar pensando. Motivo? Simples: Eu já sabia quem era a Beatrice e também já tinha deduzido meses antes de jogar que ela estava dentro da história do jogo e nos eventos(isto por causa do sprite dela existir). O que me segurou de não dropar fora dois motivos: já me era gigante o tempo gasto, então eu nem fodendo que vou parar agora. Segundo: O cast, tirando a maria que é uma wannabe do cacete da beatrice, é realmente muito legal. Eu duvidava que iria gostar, mas o Battler é um cara muito legal e isso serve para todos os outros personagens. Enfim, talvez se eu não soubesse muito sobre o jogo por ter ouvido sobre eu não teria me decepcionado tanto assim.

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This witch Gucci'd down to the socks but need 13 sacrifices🤨🤨🤨

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que guapo loco se mueren todos una pena que no hayan más capítulos a ver cuándo los sacan

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Before anything else, I believe its appropriate to briefly discuss the soundtrack and what it accomplishes. From lighthearted moments shared between the cousins to the tense air surrounding the family’s inheritance affairs, EP1’s OST serves as the ideal companion to the story’s gradually shifting atmosphere, with goldenslaughter executing the episodes tone shift just as effectively as the first time I read it. It may not have the tracks Umineko is most remembered for, but it achieves what it sets out to do to perfection.

Moving onto the actual writing, its important to acknowledge what first impressions mean in Umineko. The airport scene is the audience’s first encounter with most of the Ushiromiya family, who make up a large portion of Umineko’s cast. More importantly, it is the last time Eva, Rudolf and Rosa will collectively be portrayed as the ‘likable’ siblings. Rosa is a charitable woman and the ideal mother. Eva/Rudolf are a fun, playful pair that a number of brothers and sisters will likely find themselves identifying with. The more chapters we progress through, the more we understand our first impression deceived us. Once the story moves onto mansion, a different face appears on these characters. We soon find one of those playful siblings repeatedly tormenting an already sympathetic Natsuhi for reasons the audience are not yet aware of. Shortly after, Maria's loving mother is seen mercilessly beating her daughter in front of the cousins. However, the episode continues to dig into their characters by giving us a small portion of their depth that would later be expanded on in the following episodes.

Perhaps the single most fascinating character showcased in EP1 is somebody we meet in the story’s very first scene, the family head himself: Kinzo Ushiromiya. There is virtually no consistency within Kinzo's characterization. In his first appearance, we see a sympathetic old man breaking down under past regrets, wanting nothing but to see a certain woman’s smile. A similar scene is shown a few chapters after, however, there is a notable difference. Rather than portraying him sympathetically, the words beneath his weeping hold a far more possessive, disturbing implication behind them. Unless we’re to pay close attention, this difference is very easy to overlook. Few chapters later, this is no longer the case. Kinzo's weeping is replaced by optimism and his fascination with magic finally makes itself known. This is built on in our next meeting with him as he shows a more competitive persona that is confident in his capability to snatch the aforementioned woman’s smile. Before his death, we’re shown Kinzo one last time with arguably the most jarring portrayal of his character yet. In front of Natsuhi, Kinzo is shown as the proud head of the Ushiromiya family. While his stance toward the siblings is unchanging, the tone of his speech is far more composed. We see his first act of kindness as he allows the suffering Natsuhi to regain her lost self-esteem with the implication that she, more so than any of his children, is worthy of becoming head of the family. Based off these scenes, making out who Kinzo is meant to be is nigh impossible. It is only at the very end of EP1 that we receive more insight on his character through his servants and the cousin's interpretation of their words.

The significance behind these scenes not only forces us to contemplate who Kinzo is, but it also adds intrigue behind the woman whose smile he yearned for, Beatrice. Until the tea party, Beatrice is not a character. We have no idea who or what Beatrice is supposed to be. The cousins theorize who this Beatrice could possibly, with guesses ranging all over the place. That in itself is the force that drives the narrative forward.

Along with Kinzo and Beatrice, a third character who heavily contributes to the plot of EP1 is Maria. Unlike the former two names mentioned, she is consistently present throughout the episode. What distinguishes her from the rest of the cast is she does not abide by conventional logic. Early on, her belief in magic is viewed innocently as something several girls her age might be interested in. It is not long after when we’re reminded yet again that first impressions in Umineko are not reliable. We begin to see the nature of how Maria operates as she stubbornly stands outside in the middle of a harsh rainstorm after being abandoned by Rosa. Her fixation on a single rose seen earlier that day tells us that they (Battler and the cousins) are not dealing with a regular girl, and that becomes even more apparent directly after the first twilight when the first 6 victims are killed. Fortunately, George gives the cousins, as well as the audience, an understanding for Maria’s disturbing speech and indifference to everyone’s deaths. We’re led to believe that this knowledge in mind would protect her strange behavior from their judgement. It is because of this belief that the slowly growing intolerance toward her becomes especially effective in showcasing how their predicament is impacting them. Despite how conflicted the cousin’s feel at the sight of Rosa beating Maria, they begin to share in her frustration after a certain point. Maria’s stubbornness and inability to cooperate with others drives the remaining cast into madness as everybody in the mansion is dying. until the boiling point is reached when Natsuhi points her gun at Maria and she’s forced outside, where its presumed the killer is waiting for them. Oh yeah and Natsuhi is pretty good here too I guess.

The last thing I’ll mention is how well this sets up the mysteries for the rest of the story. As Ryukishi dubs it, the concept of Anti-Mystery vs Anti-Fantasy is an innovative approach to the genre that is fascinating off its premise alone. The EP1 tea party only solidifies this as we’re given a new layer of depth to look at when determining what kind of mystery story Umineko truly is.

tl;dr EP1 is good as fuck

Just as good as I remember it, can't wait to re-read the rest of the QAs

should've counted how many times they said beatoriche

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Empezamos con este primer capitulo de Umineko, mi única experiencia con Ryukishi07 es de haber visto todo el anime de Higurashi y de haber jugado el capitulo 1 de la VN en cuestión.

De Umineko no tenía mucho conocimiento así que me he lanzado a ver que tal esta obra, antes de entrar en más detalle tengo que decir que me lo he pasado muy bien con este capitulo excepto por un par de partes.

Lo primero de todo, el capitulo empieza introduciéndonos a los personajes, aunque va muy lento durante el desarrollo de algunos y hay algunas escenas que me han hecho que me caigan muy mal algunos, como la escena de la herencia o la escena de Rosa pegando a su propia hija solo por gritar uuu (Rosa, que tiene 9 años, que sigue siendo una niña pedazo de asquerosa).

A pesar de todo eso a mitad del capitulo se empieza a liar y empiezan a ocurrir asesinatos de toda la familia y cerca del final ocurre para mi la mejor escena de todas que es la de la pared y luego al final me he quedado con más dudas que respuestas.

Con todo esto a pesar de las partes pesadas me ha molado mucho el capitulo y tengo muchas ganas de continuar y ver que acaba pasando en los demás.

Oh, Kinzo... he just... he is just like me fr

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this initial chapter feels like an entire story on its own that suddenly turns out to just be an intro. its like when youre an hour into a game and you only just reached the opening credits. i found it to be generally solid but there is so much space early on as well as between the goldenslaughterer scene and the endgame where i was just really bored tbh

Great start for a series, I really enjoyed the dialogue and the twist around Agatha Christie-like shenanigans. I just wish the first part was half shorter.


it was fucking great, i love all the characters even when some took their time to show their true colors, but they're all interesting with distinct personalities. The mystery itself is really well executed that i was doubting the main conflict, are there 18 or 19 people on this island? Even with the first half being slow it helped me get accustomed to the setting and characters. The music was great too, it has some basic background tracks but when it wants to shine it fucking nails it. My only issue is that the first day has some really boring padding like George talking about war or few characters talking about gold on the beach that could easily be changed to something much interesting.

still my favourite start to a story

O episódio mais fraco de umineko
Ritmo ruim, os mistérios não nada demais, os personagens não são muito Interessantes tirando a Beatrice ( que só aparece na tea party ) mas o final dela é incrível e os capítulos da festa do chá são Interessantes

Nunca pensé que una persona con numeros en su nick pudiera hacer algo tan bueno