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Juego largo como su puta madre. El combate llego a hacerse molesto, pero fue entretenido. Me agradaron los personajes, la musica estaba bastante bien, la historia esta decente para un anime feo. Aun con sus mamadas, puedo decir que me la pase bastante bien con el juego.

I gave this game a fair shot and logged nearly 50 hours into it. However, the more I played the more I realized that I genuinely did not like the game. The story is alright, sure, but story is not the deciding factor on whether or not I enjoy a game. Sure, it's nice, but first and foremost I desire gameplay. This game has terrible gameplay. Combat is so needlessly complicated yet so monotonous at the same time. Voice acting was always stale unless it was a super cinematic cutscene and animation outside of combat and super cinematic cutscenes was laughable. Also, the fanservice is a little over the top. I wish I could have liked this game.
2 Trons

The most disappointing sequel I’ve played since Zero Time Dilemma. Decent game, but doesn’t come close to holding a candle to the original. The story is nowhere as good, the characters are nowhere as good, the world and locations are nowhere as good, the localization is nowhere as good, and the general atmosphere is nowhere as good. Absolutely crushing.


Story aside, Xenoblade Chronicles 2’s game loop is incredible. Levelling blades, collecting items, completing quests and unlocking more blades, the routine becomes so much more fun with amazing battle mechanic and rippin’ music. Turn on the japanese voice track!

hated this game at first, grew to kinda like it and eventually started loving it. it's goofy but it's fun; the gameplay eventually becomes addicting

the fact that i buy this game for mythra

The enviroments and design are a huge flex, it plays on some of my FAVORITE dumb JRPG tropes, and I love a game where you can go after superbosses without spending 3712 hours doing gear prep. The combat feels GREAT once you get it.

Tighter art direction on the non-main-story Blades and non-gacha ways to get them. That soured the game significantly.

This game failed to grab me in any meaningful way which is impressive since I can usually find something decent in a game like this. Unfortunately the story didn't grab me, I didn't like the characters for the most part, and the gameplay is just going through rote motions without factoring in strategy much and the gacha system is abysmal and somehow more unforgiving than real gacha. Slight nods to some of the locations/setting, colors and music but unfortunately that's not enough to do it for me.

This review contains spoilers

A masterclass in jrpg greatness everything in this game is correct and morag is a national treasure. Also waifu tiddy sword go swoosh!!! Malos best girl!!

I have a lot of mixed feelings about this game, but I can appreciate most of it when I come back to it. Gameplay is insane and fast but ONLY if you devote countless hours to upgrading your party.
It has the best main character writing across the Xeno series but only for a handful of characters and is
greatly enhanced by the Torna expansion. A lot of constant and inconvenient menu navigation for something that could be easily fixed with quality of life adjustments. Some really bad character moments, but it's still tells a wonderful story.
I love this game despite its' flaws and sometimes because of them.

Trying to understand the combat of this game is like punching a brick wall made of Styrofoam. It looks foreboding and terrifying, when in actuality, the battle system becomes far more engaging and simple than you may realize at first. It is a sharp decline as a numbered Xenoblade game, but I had my fun with it for sure.

pretty decent. the lack of rereadable tutorials is awful.

New review: A game about triumph and optimism in a seemingly doomed world, a theme that would make certain people mad, which is a good thing. Also has a surprisingly nuanced presentation of imperialism and refugees which really confuses the average leftist who spends all day trying to prove how every game ever perfectly lines up with their politics, conveniently.

OG review:cry about it
(I don't even think this game is a 10 but it's awesome and it makes people mad by existing so 10/10 it is)

One of my favourite combat and equipment/customization systems of any game. Feels really rewarding grinding for better equipment in the lategame just to do all the challenges and do some time attacks a little faster. Before all that though, the story just doesn't feel very good. Some parts are really good and hit hard for sure, but other parts just feel flat out stupid. If it wasn't for the combat system I probably wouldn't even have finished this game tbh

I was so psyched to have a proper second entry in the Xenoblade series. It scratched that itch really well, but I didn't like it nearly as much as XB1. The RNG for the unique blades is infuriating, easily the worst part of the game. I never got to experience everything because I could never get the rest of the Blades I needed.
But HECC the unique Blades' designs are amazing.

Tengo algunos problemillas con algos tropos de anime y el diseño artístico de algunos personajes pero por lo demás me ha encantado.

La mejor OST de 2017, han encontrado un gran equilibrio entre historia y exploración, gran combate....

Note: I played this game with all the QoL stuff added by post release patches, but nothing from the paid DLC.

Xenoblade Chronicles 2, more than anything else, demands a boatload of patience from the player: Patience for slowly-revealed combat systems, for the often-rote story beats, for the presence and apparent centrality of loot box mechanics, for the... risqué humor and character designs... Really, there's a lot to deal with.
For those who can stick with the game through the early bits and get a handle on how everything works as it's laid out, and through the anime otaku humor BS, Xenoblade 2 has a lot to offer. Its combat system, while daunting, is genuinely fun to mess with and engage in for the most part (emphasis on "the most part"; getting toppled or blown down always sucks.), though it's not until halfway through the game that you get to really see it in its full glory—and the game serves you quick one-time-only tutorials even into the endgame! The inability to reread these compared to every other Xenoblade is one of the few unqualified negatives I can give the game.
The story's largely rote, at least in the first two thirds—it's a boy meets girl tale where the girl is a sentient sword and the boy's on a fantasy road trip to save the world from its dwindling resources—but the strength of the adventure lies in how that story is presented. The world of Alrest is laid out naturally, and given a positively lavish coating of texture through not just cutscenes, but the background NPCs and the map design itself. If there's any single thing Monolith Soft excels at, it's making a world feel alive and lived-in, and the utterly gorgeous environments on offer here are no exception.
What would a world like this be without fun and well-realized characters? As with Xenoblade 1, this game's core cast is a quirky and well-balanced sextet of heroes, this time accompanied by supporter Blades (sentient weapons) to help with comic relief. Of all of them, I found myself enjoying the company of the straitlaced combat pro Mòrag and the acerbic-yet-loving Nia the most, though pretty much everyone in the cast gets to show their depth and capacity for cool at some point. Yes, even Tora, the kid who built a maidbot based on his very horny dad's blueprints.
There's a lot that can be alienating about the game at first, especially to fans of the first Xenoblade. But let me assure everyone: The gacha stuff is largely unnecessary since even generic Blades have strong powers that are useful if not essential for getting through things, and half the unique ones are gotten through milestones anyway. The combat, though a departure from XC1, is easy enough to grab especially with how long it takes to get everything revealed, and despite the Final Fantasy-esque setting shift to a wholly separate world, there are still enough connections to the first game to delight fans and even cause some "Oh, shit!" moments. This is the game that got me—as so many other people—into the series, and I highly doubt I would have enjoyed 1 Definitive in quite the same way if I hadn't done this first. It's absolutely worth the time investment, even if it's a little clunkier in some respects. One can only hope 3 will be a worthy successor...
Edit: some grammatical weirdness, removed the star count in keeping with my new policy, made it all more current.

Pyra is hot and Rex is a drip god what more could you ask for

This is the best 6/10 I've played I hate it so much. I don't think it's worth the full price but it's certainly worth playing at some point if you're into rpgs.

fav game of all time but i dont know if id recommend it or not. youd love it or youd hate it, guess it just depends.


If Xenoblade is the Gunbuster of the JRPG genre than this is the Cross Ange.

This game sure did leave me mixed, but pleased. I'm not going to lie, the entire first half of this game really drags, and the recurring thing of "winning a boss fight, losing in the cutscene" is quite frustrating as it happens time and time again during the first few chapters. The gacha-like element of acquiring blades was annoying as well, I'd rather just clear challenges or fight a tough enemy to acquire one instead. And don't get me started on the English voice acting (while a few voices were fine, it was overall still awful), thank goodness for the Japanese voice option. I had basically given up on the game around Chapter 4 at some point. But I finally picked it up again, and I'm so glad I did.

After Chapter 4, that's when things really start moving along. I did not expect to actually enjoy the game as much as I wound up enjoying it, mostly due to the story and the (overdue) development of Rex and the others. By the end, it all gets pretty fucking cool. I'm really glad I picked it back up to finish it.

Nia best girl, Pyra sucks, Mythra a queen.

possibly one of the most disappointing sequels i've ever played