I just kinda felt like going back to this.

It does feel a bit old now. Because of the aspect ratio of course, but also the art for the sprites specifically is a bit amateurish (especially compared to like, CGs, promo art or just sprites from the title screen that are way more appealing imo), and voice acting is really not as good as I remembered for some characters.

But still this game has a cute/cozy vibe that it's sequel doesn't even try to get. 80% of the girls are pretty likeable.
And in the end, it's a clean, polished porn game, with an actual gameplay, that actually makes you play the sex scenes in an intelligent way imo.
And there are really really few porn games like that from my experience.

---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☑ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☑ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☑ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☑ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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---{ Author }---
☑ https://vojtastruhar.github.io/steam-review-template

There is this video from the YouTube channel Hot Pepper Gaming in which Reina Scully talks about what she likes about this game while dealing with a huge burning sensation in her mouth. And I loved that video, might have seen it ten times or more, so I basically gave myself a huge marketing campaign for this game.

In the end I did not care much for the game, but it was light enough for me to keep going through it, so I beat it. I don't remember anything remarkable, but now I know what Reina Scully is talking about in the video, and I find it way more fun.