Ok, I don't care what anyone says this is a genuinely good puzzle game with good humour, self aware writing, and fun characters. It may look like a typical porn game on the surface (and don't get me wrong, it has that too) but there's a lot more to enjoy here than just anime titties.
You know that overdone joke of "I watched it for the plot."
Yeah basically that but unironically. The characters are fun and the puzzle element is great. The porn doesn't do shit for me, but its just a fun game.
Yeah basically that but unironically. The characters are fun and the puzzle element is great. The porn doesn't do shit for me, but its just a fun game.
Played this during a friend trip on the living room TV, ended up making everyone else with their laptops purchasing and playing as well.
---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☑ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☑ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☑ Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☑ You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
---{ ? / 10 }---
☑ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10
---{ Author }---
☑ https://vojtastruhar.github.io/steam-review-template
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☑ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☑ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☑ Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☑ You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
---{ ? / 10 }---
☑ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10
---{ Author }---
☑ https://vojtastruhar.github.io/steam-review-template
There is this video from the YouTube channel Hot Pepper Gaming in which Reina Scully talks about what she likes about this game while dealing with a huge burning sensation in her mouth. And I loved that video, might have seen it ten times or more, so I basically gave myself a huge marketing campaign for this game.
In the end I did not care much for the game, but it was light enough for me to keep going through it, so I beat it. I don't remember anything remarkable, but now I know what Reina Scully is talking about in the video, and I find it way more fun.
In the end I did not care much for the game, but it was light enough for me to keep going through it, so I beat it. I don't remember anything remarkable, but now I know what Reina Scully is talking about in the video, and I find it way more fun.
I played it for the puzzles.
Beli best girl
great puzzles :D
puzzle dynamics are uniroincally challenging and fun
unironically fun as fuck
When I was younger, Nikki was my favorite.
After replaying, Audrey is now best girl.
What is wrong with me?
After replaying, Audrey is now best girl.
What is wrong with me?
I bought someone this as a half joke and he turned out to have been an actual offending pedophile (if you know Jack, a history major from Wayne University, he forced himself upon a 14 year old boy in a mall bathroom) and I hope he's playing this now instead
This is the best game ever made imo, it has Audrey Belrose~ I hope there is a new game soon. Hopefully they bring back Audrey
surprisingly fun
I love boobs, pussy, and sex!
I just kinda felt like going back to this.
It does feel a bit old now. Because of the aspect ratio of course, but also the art for the sprites specifically is a bit amateurish (especially compared to like, CGs, promo art or just sprites from the title screen that are way more appealing imo), and voice acting is really not as good as I remembered for some characters.
But still this game has a cute/cozy vibe that it's sequel doesn't even try to get. 80% of the girls are pretty likeable.
And in the end, it's a clean, polished porn game, with an actual gameplay, that actually makes you play the sex scenes in an intelligent way imo.
And there are really really few porn games like that from my experience.
It does feel a bit old now. Because of the aspect ratio of course, but also the art for the sprites specifically is a bit amateurish (especially compared to like, CGs, promo art or just sprites from the title screen that are way more appealing imo), and voice acting is really not as good as I remembered for some characters.
But still this game has a cute/cozy vibe that it's sequel doesn't even try to get. 80% of the girls are pretty likeable.
And in the end, it's a clean, polished porn game, with an actual gameplay, that actually makes you play the sex scenes in an intelligent way imo.
And there are really really few porn games like that from my experience.
Conecta 3 con sorpresa agradable
Je ne me justifierais pas.
well, its. hm. i dont know if it aged that well. at least you can be a lesbian.
Candy Crush + quadrinho erótico
"I was horny, alright. I'm not the same man i was five minutes ago"
Não me questione, só aceite que esse jogo tem uma ótima estética.
HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
gostei demasiado disto
Hubo una época que no paraba de jugar a este juego, hasta el modo dios con chicas secretas, sin duda el mejor candy crash que he jugado en mi vida, las imagenes no eran para tanto pero algunas chavalas estaban monas. Eso si, la paja no era gratis, sudor y lagrimas algunas veces y mas de una para pasar las citas.
No harem ending sex scene. Blegh.
completely unironically has really fun puzzles. venus and kyu shouldve had yuri though
Unironically one of the best Bejeweled clones came from a harem sim.
What else is there to say: boobs, pussy, ass, etc...
...and also realizing that I did pay for a match 3 candy crush style porn game
...and also realizing that I did pay for a match 3 candy crush style porn game
An insecure, frail, sheltered male, detached from reality, prone to delusion... This game was made for me.
I won't talk much about how this games portrays women. Those are not fictional females, those are delusions.
But the way this game portrays men... the way this game portrays you... is what gets me. I don't care how good the gameplay is, i don't care if it is satire or not. This game was made do feed the insecurities that have already been, time and again, shoved down men's throats in order to turn them against women.
The whole process of love, has been reduced to an acquiral of a person through deceit for the sole purpose of souless sex. It is not only delusional, but it is purposefully so.
Do you think the developers of this game made those girls based off their vision of what a woman is? they didn't, they made them based on you, based on what they thought would make you the most immersed in their bullshit premise.
And i hate myself for liking this game, i hate the notion that most people have, including me, that you can separate those experiences from who you are. The only good thing i salvaged from this game is the fact that i now know how much of a piece of trash i am for liking it.
And i do still like it, cause it was made for me to like it, cause it is a pleasant, reckless delusion for insecure men.
I won't talk much about how this games portrays women. Those are not fictional females, those are delusions.
But the way this game portrays men... the way this game portrays you... is what gets me. I don't care how good the gameplay is, i don't care if it is satire or not. This game was made do feed the insecurities that have already been, time and again, shoved down men's throats in order to turn them against women.
The whole process of love, has been reduced to an acquiral of a person through deceit for the sole purpose of souless sex. It is not only delusional, but it is purposefully so.
Do you think the developers of this game made those girls based off their vision of what a woman is? they didn't, they made them based on you, based on what they thought would make you the most immersed in their bullshit premise.
And i hate myself for liking this game, i hate the notion that most people have, including me, that you can separate those experiences from who you are. The only good thing i salvaged from this game is the fact that i now know how much of a piece of trash i am for liking it.
And i do still like it, cause it was made for me to like it, cause it is a pleasant, reckless delusion for insecure men.