Reviews from

in the past


Only Kojima can get away with a scene of a man groping another's balls in order to determine their identity

MGS3 is like the best parts of 1 and 2 combined. With the setting mostly taking place in a jungle, compared to the previous games being in buildings, I was quiet surprised by how well they made the game around the setting. Especially with the added survival system of stamina, food, and medical supplies. I was worried it was gonna drag the game down, but they didnt really impact it much at all. If anything, it just added more immersion to the jungle setting overall, it was quite simple to keep up with, especially since the game just throws resources at you. The story is still Hideo Kojima's batshit insane worldbuilding and the dialogue is so fucking funny. Hideo Kojima made yet another masterpiece.

Someday! You may feast! On a treefrog!

Best metal gear game, Made me love solid snake


Definite contender for the greatest game of all time. Absolutely phenomenal story with possibly the most emotionally impactful ending of any game, with some of the greatest stealth gameplay to this day. This is one of those games where I find it hard to say too much because everything about it is just so good, that I feel like anything I would say wouldn't quite do it justice.