Reviews from

in the past


And that's why you always tip the delivery person.

It’s really cool but I have to play it on my PC and I really don’t want to do that. I’ll finish it when it comes to Switch or something.

literally a surreal experience finally seeing this game release after like 5 years of patronage. This game pulls off 2d sonic like speed better than any 2d sonic game (even mania). Very worth the purchase.

I'm glad that I'm isolated from most online communities so I don't have preconcieved notions of this being a dumb Reddit game or whatever. Some of the jokes rub me the wrong way (like the native stereotypes in world 2) but on the whole I love this game's humor and art style, it's a perfect blend of 90s Nick and 00s internet. If I had infinite free time I'd 100% this game but my reflexes aren't what they used to be.


Pizza Tower is prob- scratch that, by far the most relentlessly stylish, adrenaline-pumping game I've had the pleasure of experiencing in recent memory. A palpable, unmistakable energy is proudly displayed throughout every inch of this tower, elevated further by consistently fantastic level design and the intensely lovable Peppino's inherently fun, genuinely meaningful set of core mechanics - not to mention the cavalcade of increasingly awesome level gimmicks. A mostly bangin' series of boss fights, the legendarily-executed Pizza Time mechanic, and a magnetic desire to master every stage rounds out an unforgettable game I'll no doubt be comin' back to constantly.

I am aware that almost every game I've played for this account so far have been games that are personal favorites of mine, but I can't help it. I like playing games that I like!

...I mean what do you want me to say that hasn't already been said?? Pizza Tower is literally a perfect video game. One of the best soundtracks in gaming, possibly my favorite pixel art style in any video game ever, speedy platforming so fast it'll turn your bones into accordions, free dlc that adds a new playable character, it's surprisingly really really funny, oh yeah also ALL of it is themed around my favorite food of all time too??? Pizza Tower feels like it was meticulously manufactured to appeal to literally EVERY SINGLE one of my personal sensibilities. Like this was a piece of media made just for me and me only. I am OBSESSED with this fuckin game, dude. It's incredible to me how this game took that inspiration from Wario Land, and COMPLETELY SURPASSED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE GAMES. Pizza Tower makes it look so effortless. If the Wario Land series never comes back and Pizza Tower takes it's place, I think I'll be okay with that. One of my new favorite video games of all time, and I MEAN IT

este juego es como los sonic en 2D pero si estuvieran bien hechos