Perhaps if I were, in another life, a sticky iPad kid
the masterpiece creautre nealry made me shat pants
Why’d i have to get all the birds in the nest like 3 times what the fuck
To give you an idea of how poorly this game is made, and I'm not sure if this was a bug for me or its just coded that way, but I could not sprint and jump at the same time. I had to let go of sprint to be able to jump. Now, this becomes a massive problem in the five minute fucking roblox obby right before the game's ending, as the last jump is a long gap one needs to cross and sprint-jump. As a work around, and the ONLY way I could beat this part, I had to plug in a controller and use that to move while holding the sprint button. This allowed me to do both at once. Let me say again, I had to use TWO controllers at the SAME TIME to beat this stupid game that costs real money. Do not buy this game, do not make my mistake
It's a game with a fantastic story, but it takes quite a long time for it to truly step in (roughly 40 hours, yeah that's a lot), but when it does, you're in for a wild ride.
The worldbuilding and the music are spectacular, those are some of the best aspects of this game for me.
The game lacks some quality of life adjustments, but the sequels make up for it.
And if you DO get to keep playing after those 40 hours I mentioned earlier, I'm sure you'll become a fan of the franchise.
The worldbuilding and the music are spectacular, those are some of the best aspects of this game for me.
The game lacks some quality of life adjustments, but the sequels make up for it.
And if you DO get to keep playing after those 40 hours I mentioned earlier, I'm sure you'll become a fan of the franchise.
how tf they made it worse than 1?
I have never hated playing a game more
As a banbanner. this is the worst banban game.
just as good as gobb 1 but i didnt like stinger flynn puzzle, i liked the rest tho and the voice actring was pretty ehh but its fun they have voices now
banbaleena is so hot. now i know what it's like to have a crush on my teacher
WHY
Oh Banbaleena yes Ma'am
peak
This was even less funny
SO REAL !!! OPLIA BIRD COME BACK !!!!
Bought this game and THANKFULLY I was able to finish it just in time for the refund window.
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Graphics- 1/10 Just blank default textured walls and art that couldve been drawn by a 6 year old.
Fun- 0/10 There is no inkling of fun in this game, it actively hurts at times.
Story- 2/10 There is some semblance of a story but its not particularly interesting yet.
Replay value- 0- This game is a waste of time on a first playthrough, let alone a second.
Cost/Value- You could give this to me for free and id still want my money back, so 5$ is a rip off.
Game length- About 1 or 2 hours
Who is this game for- Mindless idiots and kids who just buy any new horror game a youtuber reacts to in a funny way, and those who like shitty discount "mascot horror" games, and I guess the people who play this for a meme or whatever.
- While this game is not as bad as the first game (at least this one sort of resembles a game), This "game" is trash, its a shameless cheap cash grab trying to profit off of other more successful "mascot horrors" like poppy playtime and fnaf.
I am aware that this game also has gotten a huge cult following at this point, I'm not sure if this is because of pure memes, or there are some of you who actually enjoy this no effort garbage, but I'm holding out hope and going to hang in there for better games in the next FOUR that have come out.... but then again 7 games released in a single year kind of proves my point and I don't think I should be holding my breathe for any semblance of quality anytime soon
This game features lame and tame "scares", long and boring sections that seem to go on forever even though this game is only like a single hour long.
Frustrating as all hell parts, collecting stupid birds and walking 30 seconds to put them in the pen, and doing that over and over again until you've just wasted almost 5 minutes getting them all together, the developer thought it was a good idea to put the only door out of there have an instant death hiding behind it. If you aren't following a guide like I wasn't, this just instantly makes you mad since you have to re-catch all the birds all over again
Stupid random parkour section in the middle of the game, the crap momentum based jumping with no room for error is the PERFECT kind of game for a random colorful parkour section in the middle of a HORROR game with no checkpoints
Theres even a classroom section in the game where it takes forever to get back to where you are, and you have to literally sit through all of the dialogue to select the "correct answer" despite it just being complete guesses, there is absolutely nothing to figure out or learn, it's just trial and error, leading to more bloat and unfair and frustrating sections.
Guess ill be back when I play 3, when I get the courage to at least...
This game has nothing in it. Neither did the last game in the series, why am I playing them then? Because I'm an idiot I guess and I wanted to play a popular game from the internet.
This game would've been 30 seconds long if they cut out all of the time wasters like pointless hide and seek parts (this was also in the last game as well), frustrating puzzles that aren't hard, they are just tedious
I cant handle another shitter like this, its more of a game than the first one, but id rather play 10 minutes of crap anyday over this over one hour long version of the same thing but just as shit.
P.s. The voice acting sucks ass, without looking it up I'm just going to go out on a limb here and the developer is the voice of banban and he's just winging it.
Fun- 0/10 There is no inkling of fun in this game, it actively hurts at times.
Story- 2/10 There is some semblance of a story but its not particularly interesting yet.
Replay value- 0- This game is a waste of time on a first playthrough, let alone a second.
Cost/Value- You could give this to me for free and id still want my money back, so 5$ is a rip off.
Game length- About 1 or 2 hours
Who is this game for- Mindless idiots and kids who just buy any new horror game a youtuber reacts to in a funny way, and those who like shitty discount "mascot horror" games, and I guess the people who play this for a meme or whatever.
- While this game is not as bad as the first game (at least this one sort of resembles a game), This "game" is trash, its a shameless cheap cash grab trying to profit off of other more successful "mascot horrors" like poppy playtime and fnaf.
I am aware that this game also has gotten a huge cult following at this point, I'm not sure if this is because of pure memes, or there are some of you who actually enjoy this no effort garbage, but I'm holding out hope and going to hang in there for better games in the next FOUR that have come out.... but then again 7 games released in a single year kind of proves my point and I don't think I should be holding my breathe for any semblance of quality anytime soon
This game features lame and tame "scares", long and boring sections that seem to go on forever even though this game is only like a single hour long.
Frustrating as all hell parts, collecting stupid birds and walking 30 seconds to put them in the pen, and doing that over and over again until you've just wasted almost 5 minutes getting them all together, the developer thought it was a good idea to put the only door out of there have an instant death hiding behind it. If you aren't following a guide like I wasn't, this just instantly makes you mad since you have to re-catch all the birds all over again
Stupid random parkour section in the middle of the game, the crap momentum based jumping with no room for error is the PERFECT kind of game for a random colorful parkour section in the middle of a HORROR game with no checkpoints
Theres even a classroom section in the game where it takes forever to get back to where you are, and you have to literally sit through all of the dialogue to select the "correct answer" despite it just being complete guesses, there is absolutely nothing to figure out or learn, it's just trial and error, leading to more bloat and unfair and frustrating sections.
Guess ill be back when I play 3, when I get the courage to at least...
This game has nothing in it. Neither did the last game in the series, why am I playing them then? Because I'm an idiot I guess and I wanted to play a popular game from the internet.
This game would've been 30 seconds long if they cut out all of the time wasters like pointless hide and seek parts (this was also in the last game as well), frustrating puzzles that aren't hard, they are just tedious
I cant handle another shitter like this, its more of a game than the first one, but id rather play 10 minutes of crap anyday over this over one hour long version of the same thing but just as shit.
P.s. The voice acting sucks ass, without looking it up I'm just going to go out on a limb here and the developer is the voice of banban and he's just winging it.
HOLY FUCK
Why does it perform so badly holy shit
Hated every second of it
No one would know what this is if content creators didn't point a finger at it. It's genius in a way because the distinct lack of effort makes the gameplay and designs simple for the kiddos. I have two more games and hopefully they get funnier than this.
awful game
how do you mfs find this kinda stuff
Espero que en el tercer juego esa guarra de blanco me enseñe sus Banbalingas
Worst in the series (up to Garten of Banban 3 when this comes out)
It's like the first game only longer and way worse. Significantly less fun than the first game because the gimmick has long-since worn off and it's trying to take itself seriously(?) now. Very bad "puzzles" full of trial and error, and generally a very unenjoyable experience. For the meme I will force myself to play Garten of Banban 3, but this entry has soured my opinion of something I already didn't like. Not good.
a cynical cash grab but kinda funny
Even worse, thanks god im not a toddler so i can finish this game under an 1.5 hour to give the creators my middle finger as payment. The amout of laziness and ways to artificially increase the length of the game is beyond human comprehension.
So, with my review of Garten of BanBan 1, I was a bit hopeful, and optimistic, and kind of praising the developers, though not entirely, and I gave the first the benefit of the doubt.
This game however, Garten of BanBan 2, is far worse. And I cannot be genuinely nice to it, I cannot give it the benefit of the doubt. This is plain bad. Let me explain.
So, I played Garten of BanBan 1 the day after it came out, on Janurary 7th, 2023. And I'm pretty sure that it wasn't very known right when it came out, it took a solid week I'm pretty sure, for it to gain traction. After I beat Part 1, I wasn't feeling much about the game, I was very 50/50, very indecisive on it. Not many thoughts or opinions flooded my head when I beat it. I just really only thought, ''If they do a 2nd one, I hope they do it better.'', and when 2 got teased, and they did teasers, and trailers for it, I wasn't excited for it, but my curiosity was there for it. I wanted to see if it would improve upon the 1st game. I became casually optimistic on the game.
The game released March 3rd, 2023. I bought it the day it released, and finished it the day of release. To my dismay, and I should have expected this truthfully, it was less than 2 hours long. And fundamentally as a game, it was far worse. Everything got more nonsensical, and hard to understand. The segments in this game were atrocious, to say the least.
I didn't care for Jumbo Josh as a villain, nor was I surprised by BanBan being the ''helper'' talking to you through the cameras. It all was very predictable, and it also cost 6 dollars for me. 6 dollars more than the previous one. 6 dollars more than what it should have been. BanBan 2 should have been the first game, mix 1 and 2 together, and release that as number 1. And BanBan 3 would become 2, and 4 would become 3, and it become tighter, in my opinion, and more worth your money, even if it's only an added 20 minutes.
They needed this game in the oven much longer than it was in the oven for, only being made for 57 days. It needed 100 at the very least, but if they took 100 days to make a proper game, then god forbid they have to delay BanBan 3.
This game is bad, really bad. I only continued to see where the series would go from here, and I was semi-surprised.
Overall: 3/10
This game however, Garten of BanBan 2, is far worse. And I cannot be genuinely nice to it, I cannot give it the benefit of the doubt. This is plain bad. Let me explain.
So, I played Garten of BanBan 1 the day after it came out, on Janurary 7th, 2023. And I'm pretty sure that it wasn't very known right when it came out, it took a solid week I'm pretty sure, for it to gain traction. After I beat Part 1, I wasn't feeling much about the game, I was very 50/50, very indecisive on it. Not many thoughts or opinions flooded my head when I beat it. I just really only thought, ''If they do a 2nd one, I hope they do it better.'', and when 2 got teased, and they did teasers, and trailers for it, I wasn't excited for it, but my curiosity was there for it. I wanted to see if it would improve upon the 1st game. I became casually optimistic on the game.
The game released March 3rd, 2023. I bought it the day it released, and finished it the day of release. To my dismay, and I should have expected this truthfully, it was less than 2 hours long. And fundamentally as a game, it was far worse. Everything got more nonsensical, and hard to understand. The segments in this game were atrocious, to say the least.
I didn't care for Jumbo Josh as a villain, nor was I surprised by BanBan being the ''helper'' talking to you through the cameras. It all was very predictable, and it also cost 6 dollars for me. 6 dollars more than the previous one. 6 dollars more than what it should have been. BanBan 2 should have been the first game, mix 1 and 2 together, and release that as number 1. And BanBan 3 would become 2, and 4 would become 3, and it become tighter, in my opinion, and more worth your money, even if it's only an added 20 minutes.
They needed this game in the oven much longer than it was in the oven for, only being made for 57 days. It needed 100 at the very least, but if they took 100 days to make a proper game, then god forbid they have to delay BanBan 3.
This game is bad, really bad. I only continued to see where the series would go from here, and I was semi-surprised.
Overall: 3/10