Reviews from

in the past


very good game i really like banban but graphics could be better but gameplay is 4/5 i liek the puzzles

What a horror, I don't know if this game is trying to innovate, just profit, or sell ridiculous action figures... I must mention horrible designs, constant bugs, and man... Man... What a mediocre story, the game is bad, the essence of bad and poorly made.

Apesar do que muita gente andou dizendo por aí na Internet quando o jogo foi lançado, (apezar de não ter jogado) achei um jogo incrível, muito bem feito, com diversos detalhes e uma história misteriosa e "assustadora". Sendo aquele tipo de jogo que parece que foi feito para crianças (com mascotes fofinhos), mas que na verdade esconde uma história bem legal e "macabra" por traz. Os mascotes realmente não dão medo, e o que me cativou mesmo foi a história do jogo que foi muito bem desenvolvida. E é até engraçado quando chega nas partes feitas para assustar, por que é tão tosco (num bom sentido) que é engraçado.
PS. Por que o Banban não ta na capa?

This is, so far, the worst game I've ever played.

The performance is so bad I had to install an external program to increase my PC's fan speed. The drone mechanic is slow and annoying. The game as a whole isn't well designed, the part where you have to find all the objects (can't be bothered to remember what they are) is annoying, the chase sequence is unintuitive since there's an invisible wall where you think you would exit, you have to turn off the alarm that looks like a decoration. You don't even SEE BANBAN IN THIS GAME. It's not even "so bad it's funny," it just sucks. I'll still laugh at banban memes though.


Born to acknowledge peak
forced to 1.5 star rating

I will give this singular game in the series one whole star. Mostly because the bird jumpscare on the crane was pretty good. Everything else is utterly garbage. Buggy and crappy graphics so poorly designed that a decent mid level pc chugs to sustain a drone remote with more pixels than 2B's ass. Gameplay that is designed to waste your time and get your steam time longer. Their are games that do not deserve to be played even if they're free, this is one of them.

If your five year old is jumping up and down telling you about pancreases and some weird red guy with dumb birthday hats on this head you are justified turning this game on. Morbid curiosity is the only reason I could see someone genuinely wanting to subject themselves to this.

My favorite part was when Jumbo Josh burst through the wall and said “I’m gonna Garten all over your BanBan” and proceeded to Garten his BanBan all over the place, definitely the video game of all time

Bro what. This is what y'all are playing nowadays? I literally cant say more than that... just wow.... embarrassing

Feels like you're about to get a lobotomy, but you never get to that point

Jumbo josh is cool

tem um pássaro maconheiro rosa... eu acho

Poor man’s poppy playtime ( that’s being nice)

Bad game but its weirdly charming.

Me voy a matar delante de los desarrolladores.

i think i might kill myself

This is the game ever 😂😱

people treat garten of banban as some sort of a poor attempt at mascot horror but i like to think of it as a modern retelling of John Milton's paradise lost

When I was a boy, my Dad use to take me to the ponds.
"Bobsicles" he'd say. "Isn't the world beautiful?"
I'd never reply, I never knew how to reply. The world's beauty was lost on me for all of my life. Well, it was.
Then, I played this game......and nothing changed.
Jumbo Josh has a nice ass, despite it all.


Guilty Pleasure game. despite a run time of 5 minutes I have around 4 hours in this game thanks to constantly beating it

the pinnacle of game design

yknow i think this score is generous. i kinda enjoyed this.

she garten on my of till i banban