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I'm like 99% sure this is just a straight up scam

i beat the game in 9 minutes and 17 seconds on the fucking roblox release and it is the greatest game i have ever played

I mean, the bird behavior is pretty interesting and I like that scene but everything else is obviously terrible. Though I did love the way chairs and tables start flying across the screen the moment you touch them. Puzzles are bad, invisible walls are bad, and this is not even a game, it's a demo. At least it's free (unlike the later installments which I'm going to play but absolutely not pay for)


yeah, i got scared, what about it?

Psalm 37:13 - But the Lord laughs at the wicked, for he knows their day is coming.

i am unironically going to purchase every game that releases in this series i do not care how expensive they get or how long it goes on for. i need to see it. i need to see what happens

epicenter of JUMBO JOSH who should be the titular character of the series

i could make a serious review

i could

but all im going to say is that the flying chair was refreshingly spooky

anyway, i gotta go give away my pancreas to make this game win GOTY 2023

your favorite franchise takes years to make a sequel? mine takes months! 😎

allegedly one of the video games of all time.

i've never seen such a bag of shit lit on fire at my doorstep get as much attention and hype as this and that's saying something

This review contains spoilers

Played this on stream with a few friends and we were so enthralled by this masterpiece of nonlinear story telling that we came up with our own ARG notepad of all we could find.

Click this image to die of epic banbanness

there is not a single good thing about this game so realistically i should be giving this a 0.5/5 rating but seeing the words “Sharing is caring! Your pancreas is mine!” on the walls made me laugh so hard i started crying so sympathy 1/5 for that

scariest horror game ive ever played.... best to go into it blind for the full experience but i'll just say... its terrafying...

i want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and i'm not kidding

Whatever you do, please don’t tell the people on the backloggd discord server I gave this a half-star.

Uninteresting, unfinished, ugly. Not in a good way; only almost atmospheric. Feels like a game that my little cousins would play on their phones at some sort of event, like a graduation or a wedding. The game amounts to a tiny series of fetch quests in a liminal kindergarten and one minor inconvenience of an ‘encounter’, and none of it works or congeals into anything resembling a compelling gameplay experience or even a lucid statement to the contrary.

Appreciated that it was free, but I suppose they robbed me of precious time, which is all we really have at the end of the day. You couldn’t even ride down the slide.

Quite literally the most bare bones game I've ever played. Poppy Playtime with out the oppy Playtime

Meh, si me "tardĂŠ" en pasarlo fue pq soy un desesperado.


I regret gassing this game up as a joke now

i cannot deny that i played a video game

watched my friend stream this and the absolute volume peak as we collectively screamed in utter disbelief that the game just ENDS was more memorable that any asset, puzzle, item, texture or sound kept within

honestly maybe the worst game i've ever seen but hardly as personally offensive as ddlc.