Oh god. Here we go. This is the worst banban game. I get its supposed to be the introduction to the franchise but it's just not that good. The puzzles seem like they were made for 3 year olds. The egg hunt was way too easy. And the opila bird part was the only good part but lasted like 20 seconds.
Overall the weakest banban. 4/10
Overall the weakest banban. 4/10
We're going back in time to kill Scott Cawthon before the release of Five Nights at Freddy's.
made a steam acc just to try this, it turned my potato laptop into a fire bomb
BETTER THAN PORTAL 2
BETTER THAN PORTAL 2
this game deserves an ironic 10 for being so damn funny
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Você jogou isso
A gente se arrependeu
Você jogou isso
A gente se arrependeu
It's a very, very bad game but I have seen far worse games get better scores. Ah, what gives.
whenever i think about playing this game, my hair stands on end.
Played through it as a joke, the only thing that kept me going was how insanely stupid the game is in both concept and execution. The central drone mechanic feels extremely unresponsive and is, at times, broken by small hitboxes on buttons.
Not worth anyone’s time.
Not worth anyone’s time.
simply brilliant.
Holy Peak....
garten of banban 1 star
Kino, soul, peak, etc.
O pior jogo que eu já tive o desprazer de jogar, gráficos horríveis, sons inexistentes, e game play 0 (rodou a 13 FPS no mesmo celular que já rodou jogos ultra pesados como geinshin impacto), não tenha a audácia de jogar esse jogo nem de meme, ou você vai sair decepcionado ou puto pq o seu mesmo pc que pode até rodar 3 abas de GTA 6 n roda esse jogo de tão mal otimizado.
Obs: só não deu 0 pq não tem no site.
Obs: só não deu 0 pq não tem no site.
If these games were just released for free or for really cheap (like, 1 or 2 dollars a chapter cheap), while making most of the cash from merchandise or something, I'd honestly find this series enduring. Cause like, there are some genuinely cool ideas in this series here and there (for example the press the clock to progress time thing), as well as just a really enjoyable (though mostly ironically enjoyable) story.
Though despite that, its creation is so obviously meant for the sole of making a quirky and wacky horror mascot game to make money with little care that actually making people spend 30 dollars for the entire series feels like a money laundering scheme.
It's made specifically to be a product, but it's also just genuinely incompetent. And like, I love terrible and weird storylines, I do, and if these games were free or cheaper, I'd rate the different chapters something like a 3 or a 4, cause again, there is SOME value to get out of them (Probably not the first chapter tho cause honestly it's just bad all around). But when you combine that with something that was made most likely just to appeal to a market, as well as just making it more expensive than games that like, actually care, you're left with something that just feels gross
Though despite that, its creation is so obviously meant for the sole of making a quirky and wacky horror mascot game to make money with little care that actually making people spend 30 dollars for the entire series feels like a money laundering scheme.
It's made specifically to be a product, but it's also just genuinely incompetent. And like, I love terrible and weird storylines, I do, and if these games were free or cheaper, I'd rate the different chapters something like a 3 or a 4, cause again, there is SOME value to get out of them (Probably not the first chapter tho cause honestly it's just bad all around). But when you combine that with something that was made most likely just to appeal to a market, as well as just making it more expensive than games that like, actually care, you're left with something that just feels gross
probably the greatest game ever created
Number of times I've played Silent Hill 2: once
Number of times I've played Garten of Banban: twice
Put it together silent shills!
Number of times I've played Garten of Banban: twice
Put it together silent shills!
i played this on roblox because the steam version is just so poorly optimized
this was as bad as everyone says it is
this was as bad as everyone says it is
peak detected
I'm still intrigued at how they keep going after all the bullshit that has happened.
Anyways, it's a bad game, all the saga is.
But really, it's so surreal, everything from the game to the development to the drama surrounding it, what the hell.
Anyways, it's a bad game, all the saga is.
But really, it's so surreal, everything from the game to the development to the drama surrounding it, what the hell.
its so bad its funny
really bad. not a half a star cuz it's funny
Stream this in VC for the funniest 15 minutes of your life
nem perca o seu tempo jogando esse Scam
jumbo josh
Se tivesse como dar 0...
Jumbo Josh's journey is much like my own
jumbo josh
tenho que falar algo?
p i o r jogo ja feito.
holy kino and 'ryanified gemmy...