the nerds hating on the pace of battles are the same people saying "hurry up" in showdown chats

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the moral of the game is that if you're ugly and evil you should go back to your dead parents' corpses to rot.

im the sheriff of sucking you off!

tighter than the first.
more content than the first.

somehow worse ?

Story and script peaks here in the series. No strafe is fun, provides a nice challenge. Defeating the final boss actually feels like an accomplishment, with one of the best ending cutscenes to wrap it up.

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Return of the Panda King

The Contessa map is AWFUL.

Edit: Currently replaying. The storytelling is so good, but I need to update my original review.

*The Contessa MAPS and missions are AWFUL

National Park.......................

blue way better than red !!!

puzzle piece locations went nutty

This is your favorite Mario Kart's favorite Mario Kart.

I sold this for $40 worth of beer money in 2015.