Do these aliens have any concern for their own survival or is killing you the only purpose in life they have? Their main priority when they're out of ammo isn't to run away, but to chase you down for a bitch slap when you're literally aiming towards them with a fucking rocket launcher.

Why are these amazing stealth mechanics put into something that looks like one of those shitty online flash games?

This is the first time in years that I was actively grinding for trophies.

Maybe I'll try it out some other time, because I just couldn't deal with the horrible voice-acting, bloated dialogue and the atrocious combat and stealth. Half the time, I couldn't even tell enemies apart from buddy soldiers because they just scatter around the same open area completely ignoring the other's existence. You can literally be among the ally faction in one room, walk down a short set of stairs and be riddled with bullets so much that you can't even turn around before having to reload your last save because this game doesn't have any checkpoints.

You know what the best part about this DLC is? Getting back OUT of xen!

If I could combine the salute emoji with the cry emoji, this would be the only time I'd ever dare to use it.

The only thing I hate about this game is the fact that I'm gonna have to sacrifice one of my Top 5 members for it.

I think I'm gonna have to pause for a while, otherwise my skill improvement is going to destroy all tension for future playthroughs. Just note that if I start replaying a game immediately after the first time, then that probably means it's really good.

You know what? I talk a lot of shit, but in the end I always just sort of come to the conclusion that it's perfectly fine. It just depresses me how in a young medium with so many great opportunities and new ideas to explore, people are losing their shit over what is essentially the bare minimum. The only strong emotions I have for it are the vibe and how much I fucking hate Marlene.

I can't help it, it's too awesome!! 😭

Stealth camo achieved, bitches!!!
This is gonna make the game so boring

At this point, I should probably give it its own in-depth review like I've given the previous games. The only reason I still haven't done that is because I didn't see the point in reviewing something where there's almost nothing to be criticized, but after 5 playthroughs in a row and STILL finding new things to like about it on each replay, I feel that some conclusion has to be drawn to emphasize just how much I love this masterpiece. Of every game I have ever played, this is the closest one has ever gotten to beating Resident Evil 4 as my favorite game of all time.

The tutorial was more fun than the actual game.

I am not kidding when I say this might as well be the most important piece of art of the 21st century

I like The Force Awakens, but good enough to dedicate an entire game to, it is not.

Just one quick final playthrough before the year comes to a close. If there's any work of fiction I will forever personally associate with 2023, it's most likely this.