There are federal officers at my house now

FUCK YOU PHIL SPENCER

"How to kill your excellent game with this one easy trick"

"Listen roight? We're lookin' for a lad who can do this stuff. I've heard you're a bit tasty, no messin' around, or you'll get a slap. Remember, I'm the monkey and you're the cheese grater, so no messin' around."

Grading them all as one game but yeah, pretty much the perfect Hitman experience bundled into one package

Pretty forgettable overall but did incorporate some much needed QOL improvements that Blood Money would expand upon

Improves on Codename 47 in every way but still janky af when put up against future instalments

Aged like shit but it was the first so I can't really fault it for that

Of all the games ever released, Hitman Absolution is definitely one of them

MAN

MONEY

Atlanta traffic

If the year 2004 was a single video game

Windows XP Gangster Edition

GOT MAD SKILLS I WILL GET WILD
I GOT MAD SKILLS I WILL GET WILD
I GOT MAD SKILLS I WILL GET WILD
I WILL GET WILD I WILL GET WILD

Steve Blum plays a character named Mason so I'm just gonna go on a whim and say Dempsey is Alex Mason's father. I will not elaborate further