You heard me

good game

(7-year-old's review, typed by her dad)

Well at first it was easy, and then that like ninja thing where they say "try to dodge this and you'll get some more things", like there's ninja stars and it's so hard, and the ninja stars stick to the building, and it's hard to build it, cuz you can't like extend, like make it bigger, like your attachment. So you can pick it up so easily. 2 stars for the easy bit and 1 and a half for the ninja bit. And I haven't gotten past it!

(7-year-old's review, typed by her dad)

The music! It's so good! BOOOOMBS! Cherry Bombs! They will explode ANYTHING in their way. But it only goes about what's in front of them like one square. An enemy that I really don't like is those pogo ones and bucketheads. Cuz with the pogo one they can jump one plant over, and it's SO annoying. And with that buckethead, you need to hit it so much to hit the bucket off, and then you need to hit it a couple more times to kill it. Annoyed.

(7-year-old's review, typed by her dad)

I've gotten an A on Martians Killbots, that's my favorite. I've done nothing with my turds.

(9-year-old's review, typed by his dad)

I don't like real-life-making games. What's that called? Life simulators? I only like GOD SIMULATORS

(9-year-old's review, typed by his dad)

My high score in Jetfish Hunting is 62, and bears without helmets are choking in space

(9-year-old's review, typed by his dad)

I'm very good at it, and I like spamming stickers. Mostly the "MISSED" sticker, it's a evil Bowser, and it's HECKLING

(9-year-old's review, typed by his dad)

I named my Chespin "JONATHAN GD", and now it turned into a spikeball and I don't really like it, because a guy called Jonathan GD's logo is a Chespin. And also I named a bunny "A SACK OF POOP" (uncontrollable giggling)