>stacking buffs
>lots of numbers on screen
>explosions
>death

Neurons Activated

I have severe bleach brain rot. Everytime Zangetsu showed up I soy pointed

5 stars for optimus prime (the goat)

This game's soundtrack was like sex for the ears (i'm still a virgin)

This review was written before the game released

AA4 is mid, AA5 is shit, and AA6 is pretty good. I will be double dipping day 1

chun li and cammy's ass are out of this world. 10/10 would highly recommend.

If you don't like this game or series you have no joy in your life

This game got more sauce than every other fighting game. It makes Tekken, UMVC3, and MK all look dryer than your phone.

should've been called death of the wild

She got a sword, and over a long period of time loved that sword. She became attached to that sword like no other sword ever. Then when she loved that sword most it got a massive tumor and she cried and then banged herself.

Conflicting Passions = Boner
Inevitable Struggle SAV = Nut busted
The Azure Arbitrator = Post nut clarity

Might be contemplating self harm now

The monkey watch turned into the pack watch real quick