I don't know how to talk about fighting games good but this is the best I've ever felt playing one

It's so cute and lovely and the more you play it the more you start to feel like you're some long lost AI dedicated to building an endless array of luxury holiday homes for a race of beings that has ceased to exist.

Your labours are unceasing, contact with living beings is impossible, a demonic force keeps informing you that it's easter and that eggs exist.

It's still very cute though.

I am still going to be laughing at Deus Ex: The Recut when I am 140 years old

If you want a vision of a coffee imagine a finger obliterating eevees face, forever.

It's a great concept that wears thin way too fast.

In fairness though it's difficult to imagine any ghost could remain thrilling after being bumbled into oblivion by you and your own personal scooby gang yelling about dirty sinks.

Whenever I think about this game my brain attempts to jump to the reality where I love it and never stop playing it.

Unfortunately to this day I remain trapped here in the world that invented the Search Engine Optimisation Expert.

2008

I wanted to rate it lower but I was unable to convince my fingers to do so

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The only art ever made