super fun and short arcade romp! hiryuu is so cool.... also i recommend turning on RAPID FIRE mode in the options before playing. i didn't. carpel tunnel is a bitch.

(beat game 100% on normal and then on julius mode)
this game goes hard as fuck but i do wish it was a bit quicker to travel around the castle once you reach the late game where you're just checking off the final rooms you need to access for 100% (also souls should be easier to get like holy shit do i really need to kill like a billion curlies just to get a single rush form which is mandatory to access a certain area and do i really need to kill a billion chronomages when there's only ever going to be one you can kill just to get its soul?)
julius mode is also way better than richter mode because it's actually well-balanced and fun and feels very unique and as much as i love fighting game inputs i like to not destroy my hands in a sidescrolling platforming action game just so i can move good like richter
also i want to have gay sex with souma so bad
definitely a peak castlevania imo

TOP 1 PEAK FICTION BEST JIDAIGEKI HORROR GROTESQUE ACTION VISUAL NOVEL OF ALL TIME ZENITH OF THE MEDIUM I LOVE ALL OF THE CHARACTERS I WOULD BANG JUUBEI AND HOUJOU AND AYA AND THE ENDING IS SO FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD GOD

raiiiiiiinnn here comes the raiiinn (comes - the - raiinnn)
Very fun romp, but if you happen to be playing the Japanese version, consider setting the game to Easy mode in the options before playing, this is the default setting for the North American release (there renamed Normal, Normal being Hard, and Hard being Kick Their Ass!) and, in my opinion, it is a much more enjoyable experience for the beginning player.

this game fucking STINKS but the wallrunning and dynamic dante hair physics are interesting i guess

this game is for the mentally deranged and i 100% completed it because i'm mentally deranged
do not play armored core: nine breaker if you value your sanity although i will call you a little baby man for not playing it anyways lol little baby man look at this little baby man he hasn't played armored core: nine breaker

that FMV intro is even better than hot steamy gay sex and i can finally fully control my AC without obliterating my hands and left hand guns are finally super fucking good and the music is baller as always and there's a couple cool things happening in the story i guess and like the ending is pretty cool and interesting kinda and the revolution disc is a pretty cool love letter to gen 1 but maaaaaaaaaaaaan you are so limited by energy and heat in this game it's crazy!
boost heat was a mistake. also i wish the game actually told you how long a mission would stick around before disappearing because that shit's annoying. and i wish you could just play every single mission in free mission once you beat the game. you can't. kinda stinky. this was so close to peak Armored Core and they dropped the ball harder than i drop spicy fecal matter in the toilet after a trip to a high-quality mexican restaurant. still good tho

is this the white boy goated with the sauce? or is this sauce goated with the white boy? to understand you must reach a higher level of awareness and see the truth for all its nothingness. the white boy is meaningless. his drip and sauce, material things. you must embrace the one fact that you know; what is in your spirit is what you must believe in, lest you give into oblivion in hopes of becoming something greater. you know what white boy is goated with the sauce in your heart. now take responsibility for the actions done upon thee and see it through. watch that white boy twerk it up sexual style. that, i daresay, is the only thing left for us.

an extremely interesting video game that i will probably play more later but is so violently obtuse that i'm not even going to bother right now

(played with the HD project mod on PC)
good ass game, quite possibly the best action shooter i have ever played in my entire life! also GRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH SEX WITH LEON SCOTT KENNEDY RESIDENT EVILLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!