21 reviews liked by Chrispai


Feels like all the track designers simultaneously lost bets to each other

Ehhhh it's an important game to look back on but it has just not aged that well.

So the HD rumble really had to work with this game, lol.

It’s rather lewd and you’re massaging the ladies, and yea, you get what you paid for I suppose!

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It’s a very cute VN that’s very laid back. The cat ladies Vanilla and Chocola are cute characters and being set in a cafe gives it charm. But it is very laid back so not much really happens in term of story. It’s a good afternoon game if you can pick it up on sale.

I’ll give it two stars because this has some power fantasies when you think about it, but man it looks like a terrible game lol.

Bubsy sucks, I hate it, it's a terrible game and a terrible character. The fact that I know that gaming publications praised this game and it even received awards will always be the bane of my existence.

For an actual critique, it's a confusing and bland Sonic the Hedgehog ripoff. The level's have different branching paths and alot of the times don't make sense and adds to the confusion. Bubsy himself controls like he's been standing on oil for YEARS. And if you fall off from a slightly high enough ledge you WILL die, which is a ridiculous thing for any platformer to have. He talks....and i hate it, its super cringe even during the 90s. And the music is garbage and it's the same crap you would here from any other bland platformer of the era.
Gross Game, very Icky.....blah!

Fuck Microsoft, fuck Phil Spencer, fuck the entire gaming industry, and you know what, fuck gaming in general. I'm gonna go try a different hobby.

Apparently even when you develop one of the most unique and beloved games in years you’ll still get shut down. Fuck Xbox and all these western publishers who seem to be shutting down studios and laying off thousands just for the hell of it.

Robot Arm Guitar Hero

Edit 05/09/24: RIP Tango, Microsoft you're monsters

It's a really crappy pinball game that is hard as hell to beat, but also it's incredibly fun. The stages are interesting but also frustrating, and the mini games that happen can kick you in the ass. If you're playing this on the Genesis Collection with a save state/rewind ability, then the game is a hell lot more bearable.
Regardless, I loved the game as a kid, still love it as an adult, no matter how glitchy it is.