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PokéRogue has so much potential, I haven’t been this hooked on a roguelite in quite a while now. The mechanics are so simple yet require a lot of strategy, as the game is centred mainly around XP gain above all else. Team building is not as important, as the game is willing to give you decent encounters after the first few areas.

It took me until hatching a legendary from an egg to beat this game but I’ve seen people with a lot of different strategies, and that’s what makes this game so great and even more promising as time goes on. The only gripes I have thus far is how often the game freezes and slows down on you, this is obviously due to server load. I’m not quite sure how they will fix this since I imagine as soon as they ask for any donations the whole thing will instantly get shut down.

I also think the start of the game is too luck dependent on whether you get XP items, and what your rival has at the start, the team follows a formula but the starter seems random between the fire, grass and water, independent of what you picked, and this can ruin runs for no reason.

I’m excited for the future of this, and hopefully it convinces Game Freak to make a similar game as I am no longer interested in the mainline games.

All you need to do to win is have like 5 people backseat game

If you didn’t stop to watch the TV every time you saw one you didn’t beat the game

whoever stopped atlus from adding a new marketable anime girl that tears the plot in half to this remake is this generations stanislav patrov. in a world where vandalism like catherine full body and final fantasy 7 refund exist, i am so happy to experience this games magic brought out to the potential it had but didn't meet at the time of its release. re-experiencing this game but with the modernisations it needed has been such a joyful ride. in spite of this clearly not being a big budget project, this is a gold standard for rpg remakes and i could not be any happier with this release.

please play every game in the series before you get to this one. Trust the process

Me from 2 years ago would kill myself in response to the media I enjoy now

[Goomba]
Hey, have you heard about that Mario guy?
[Koopa]
Him? You mean?
[Goomba]
Yea, the one with the mushrooms
[Koopa]
Yea!
[Goomba]
You know, the one jumping around in the forest
[Koopa]
Yea, yea, I know him, I know him
[Goomba]
Yes? Okay, hey check it out!

[Verse 1]
Super Mario RPG
It is the only one just for me
When I play the game, I get lost in a phase
Then I find out I'm stuck in Geno's Maze
Gimme Frog Coins!
Gimme Mario!
Gimme Frog Coins!
Gimme Mallow!
Gimme See Ya!
Gimme Geno!
Gimme Cookies!
Of course, we will get you that Mario
We need to mute that stupid voice
I need to get those damn frog coins
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[Chorus]
There are many secrets in this game!
Many of which drive some peeps insane!
Why we try to cheat in a really good game?
Just sounds like crap and it makes you look lame!
Exiting the forest is super simple:
All you do is follow these path turns
For the rest of your gaming life

[Verse 2: Exor]
Gimme Star Eye, gimme Cookies, gimme See Ya
Gimme Great Guy's Casino gimme everything I need
[Exor]
My name is Exor, I'm the rappers angel
Travelling Blade with the Axem Rangers
Why should lamers like Mario with his Party of
A bunch of Joes
Fix a Star Road, I don't think so
[Geno]
Geno Whirl!
[Exor]
I don't blink slow
[Geno]
Let's do this!
[Geno & Exor]
Cause every time I drive and rhyme a rhyme
I damage my right eye more than nine times ninety nine
[Verse 3: Mario]
Lately's been a boredom and lack of interest
Little cats call us cool and incestuous
Italian guy, gotta buy some time to blast right past
Rescue the captive princesses
Koopas and Gombas, them I laugh at
I'ma hit "A" to raise the level of attacks
Don't fight the poverty, but hey! Kids that are lonely can
Drop it and play my game to get their bodies to act glad

[Verse 4]
[Mallow]
Gimme
[Croco]
My name is Croco
[Mallow]
Gimme, gimme
[Croco]
Wallet
[Mallow]
Gimme
[Croco]
Wallet
[Grate Guy]
Oh Hello!
[Mallow]
Gimme, gimme
[Mario]
Oh, it's a little creepy up here
[Croco]
In the end of the game
[Grate Guy]
Yeah, it is
[Mallow]
Gimme
[Mario]
I'm a little low on hit points
[Croco]
Items
[Mallow]
Gimme, gimme
[Mario]
You have any refreshments?
[Croco]
Something rare
[Grate Guy]
Yea, you can take this mushroom
[Mario]
BUT IT'S ROTTEN!!
[Verse 5: Peach]
I am just a princess, please help me!
Booster is scary
I've heard rumours he's taking me to Marrymore
But I don't wanna marry more I wanna marry Mario
Gimme Frog Coins!
Gimme Mario!
Gimme Frog Coins!
Gimme Mallow!
Gimme SeeYa!
Gimme Geno!
Gimme my frying pan and parasol

[Chorus]

Anyone who likes Harry Potter in the present day and isn't over the age of 35 needs serious jail time. Even if you attempt to separate this from the horror of a woman that is JK Rowling, you are still left with a barren, fetch quest ridden mess, par for the course with AAA gaming.

And of course I also got myself permanently softlocked

A groundbreaking game that has mostly withstood the test of time. This game is the perfect blend of what makes Metal Gear Solid as a franchise so special. It has great storytelling that doesn't overstay its welcome, it has great set pieces and environments that create an engaging gameplay loop. It has an extremely charismatic cast that help elevate the experience and make the player feel encapsulated in the story. It is the birth of the "cinematic" experience that you find in so many modern games today while also having engaging gameplay.

This game is the perfect balance of storytelling in any Kojima game. It explains its overall premise and plot in a way that is both intriguing but not overwhelming. You can tell that the story was a multiple-man team effort with how it keeps its story grounded but also having that sci-fi flair Kojima is known for, rather than the overly convoluted storytelling you see in later entries. You are never confused as to what is going on in the plot while also being curious with what's going to happen as the story unfolds. The characters are very iconic in this entry. Solid Snake, the codec crew, Meryl, Otacon, Foxhound, Gray Fox. Every character gets a great character arc, purpose, and are all charismatic that leads to the icon status that these characters hold in gaming culture. While later games have their great protagonists and supporting characters, they have never been able to live up to Foxhound. Liquid, Sniper Wolf, Ocelot, Psycho Mantis, Vulcan Raven (and Decoy Octopus) all have important roles and their boss fights characterize what the villain stands for. Each of their fights are engaging and stand out from each other that tests the players combat in every manner. The themes of genes and destiny are perfect for this game. It was intertwined with the story with the perfect subtlety; it was never telling the player what to think.

Gameplay is unfortunately where this game shows its age. There are many downright frustrating sections. The laser room to grab the PSG-1 is so needlessly complicated due to the poor movement in this game. The Communications Tower is infuriating if you're not sure what to do as it's all about gun combat in a game that does not suit gun combat. Metal Gear Rex is a trial and error fest, still the best fight in the game in my opinion even though it can be frustrating. With that being said, the level design and enemy AI encourage the player to rely on stealth. Each room is memorable and you can visualize the entirety of Shadow Moses Island in your head. The game gives the player a surprising amount of freedom for how to approach any given situation for a game released in 1998. Backtracking while annoying, is definitely overblown. It is definitely now as bad as many will lead you to believe. The sandbox while small is definitely not limited. Each weapon you obtain serves its purpose and gives players freedom and decisions to how they will utilize their arsenal in any given fight. Most players will end up using every weapon given to them in their first playthrough. The excellent thought process in the level design allows the game to age very well despite all of its inherent flaws.

Music and sound effects are also very iconic, what more is there to say. It's Metal Gear Solid.

Overall, this game is still a masterpiece and holds up well enough for any gamer. If you call yourself a gamer or enjoy video games, I think it is essential that you play this game.