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I put 400 hours into this so I'll cut to the chase to let new players know what they're in for.

You'll grind to get new gear to grind to get new gear.
That's the entire game.

The combat and movement are smooth enough that you'll mindlessly keep doing it but sooner or later you'll find out how soul-sucking and vapid this game actually is.

you fuck around for like an hour and 14 minutes and then dont play it again for a while but its real fun to make music with it

Beautiful, artistically sophisticated game in the setting of World War 1. Good, emotional scenes that work, underpinned by beautiful, painterly graphics. Good voice acting.

The definitive BlackRock internship experience

- Stardew Valley-lite with adult themes
- More gathering than farming
- Still very fun without adult theme
- The base game is 18+ while the free dlc would cater to dad jokes
- Playable on Steam Deck

I loved this game when i was a kid,

Man I played an absolute ass-ton of this game back in the day. Just a solid online FPS without a ton of bells and whistles. Great game and a solid remake of 1942.

Gamer, as of this post we are nearly halfway to 2049 since the turn of the millennium.

What are you most excited for? Personally, I cannot wait to see jet-propelled cars ramping off the hillside roads in my neighborhood and sprouting wings to do somersault barrel rolls, all while at least one of them constantly hits their horn that plays a WAV file of Peppy Hare. Actually, that sounds abominable. My curmudgeon old ass while never get any sleep, what a bleak future. I'm investing in anti-air cannons as we speak for such a horrendous incoming potential situation.

I will not tolerate illegal street racing with a side of wings, consider me an enemy if you cannot wait for this most terrible disturbance of my peace.

I played this game when i was a little kid but the memories are vague.

First game that I think I truly fell in love with... I may have played this one right before Sonic, but I can't remember. Even so, I still really love this game.

An excellent Gacha game, the best I've ever played, but still a gacha game. I need to quit before they suck more money and time from me. A millions stories, characters, excellent plot, good drop rates, there's very little to complain about, but I found myself not enjoying it anymore, so I must overcome my FOMO and quit.

Biggest piece of peak im afraid

People talking about this game sound like they're fondly reminiscing about clocking in at the steel mill so I guess I now understand that look people give me when they ask what Victoria 3 is

"it's different from other mmos!"
"the story is actually really good!"
fuck no it ain't