playing this will get you bitches

No, Mom, it’s NOT a kids game.

This game genuinely rules. It's not a meme or a joke, it's an actual good game that people truly enjoy (and they're correct)

crazy how video games peaked in 2002 and nothing else has come even close to this game

this is the communist ideal nintendo wants you to see. one of the most realistic interpretations of marxism to date.

The sexual tension between Louie and Olimar was very progressive for the time

The Withering Blowhog took my wife away from me

When this is done it'll likely be the third game in my top 10 that can be abbreviated to "DR"

My favorite video game of all time isn't finished yet.

i dont think this guy is even a real fox

The first postmodern video game, and a marvel of creative achievement. Challenging, yet congenial gameplay and meticulous level designs, which compliment a gritty war story that isn't afraid to get totally meta. Hideo Kojima's magnum opus.

If you let Tumblr fandoms ruin a game for you, you need to grow up.

remember when the internet tried to convince itself this game was bad actually. lmao

i pirated this game when i was 16 and i've felt bad ever since

i have daily traumatic flashbacks to high school where i was walking down the halls wearing an Undertale shirt and this one random guy was like "wh-what??? a gamer girl!" and then blocked my path and did the entire Sans speech. the whole thing. in public.