I fucking fell for it again

I'm fat as hell

Behaves like a video game

Great for unemployed people to feel employed

Right up my f**kin' alley

Pwns hard viewing nature and wranglin' rubberneckers

Set the standard for gaming for the next decade and thats a bad thing

As an australian I have not played this game but if I did I would say it is very good

Much like sekiro it is fun once and then you will not enjoy playing it.
In the back of your mind you will go 'Once I get through this area I will get to a better area' until you have finished the game and realised that none of the areas are good.

Responsible for microtransactions

Bought this on release oops

Played this when I wanted to blow my brains out and it helped me become better at action RPGs

Very fun to run through and broken enough to give you complete freedom, lost half a star because of dark bead

Does not fuck with you and behaves like a video game

Will be in early access for 6 years minimum screenshot this