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A majority of RPGs today have their roots in Dungeons and Dragons. Even though these roots have often been obfuscated by some 40 years of iteration, they still provide an invaluable lens for observing RPGs. D&D is unique from most video games in that to play it you must actually roleplay, that is to say, you must be willing to partake in the fantasy of the game. The compellingness of this fantasy is, of course, the primary factor in your willingness to partake, and, as such, is critical to the integrity of the work as a whole. While traditional narrative driven video games are inherently quite different from Dungeons and Dragons, the player’s agency over a character who is part of a fictional world offers a similar kind of fantasy which is equally important. Satoshi Tajiri, the man behind Pokemon’s original concept, shared this sentiment in an interview, stating that, “Even though the presentation was limited by the console (referring to the original gameboy) the idea of exploring the natural world and forming bonds with the creatures around you is something most people can relate to passionately. The dream of an ideal world for exploration is the core of Pokemon.” A universal, engaging fantasy like the one found in Pokemon is an essential component to the success of any given JRPG.

And it’s for this exact reason that Shin Megami Tensei V is so foundationally rotten. I’m a huge fan of the Megami Tensei franchise and most of Atlus’ broader catalog, but despite my love — and despite beating the game four whole times — I still came away from this most recent entry extremely disappointed. So, what is Shin Megami Tensei V’s fantasy? What core of the human psyche is it trying to evoke? Luckily for me, Atlus was pretty transparent about what they were aiming for. It's very clear that they were trying to recapture the ideas that made Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne such a fan-favorite. In both games, the player is dropped in a desertified, hellscape version of Tokyo, and must use the power they gain while fighting their way through this world to shape its rebirth into one they consider to be more righteous. There’s a lot to love about this premise; The fear of isolation, the tension of struggle, the agency of being able to change the world. It’s a setup with the potential for deep catharsis. While Nocturne does fall short of its lofty ideas in some ways, that just means Shin Megami Tensei V had the potential to actualize them similarly to how Shin Megami Tensei IV did for the first game in the series. But knowing a developer’s intent can be a poisonous thing when it comes to observing a work as it actually exists instead of how it was intended to be. It's possible that I somehow simply overlooked the fantasy Shin Megami Tensei V was trying to evoke due to my familiarity with its predecessors. However, assuming that Atlus was trying to invoke similar ideas here, this game shows a jarring lack of commitment and focus to them in comparison to earlier entries in the series. This lack of commitment, more than any individual failing of the design, is ultimately what damns the game to mediocrity for me. Let’s start by looking at how the mechanics fail this game, as this series has quite the reputation for an intense gameplay focus atypical for JRPGs.

When discussing the mechanics, and more specifically, the combat mechanics of Shin Megami Tensei V, one thing sticks out to me as particularly garish in how it undercuts the player’s agency. This is the fact that the level difference between the attacker and defender in any given combat scenario applies a modifier to damage outside of stat differences. Put more plainly, if the attacker is lower level than the defender, then the attack will do less damage regardless of stat differences. This may seem like a sensible choice at first. “If the player notices this, then they can use the enemy’s levels to gauge what their own level should be, and stay on the difficulty curve.” I question the necessity of this, as levels serve this function in most RPGs even when they lack a damage modifier mechanic. Players will naturally appraise themselves against their enemies based on their level and will decide for themselves the range where they feel comfortable fighting enemies. More skilled players don’t look at an enemy that is five levels above them the same way as new players. While it’s true that if your level is on par with the enemies in Shin Megami Tensei V they will be more tightly balanced around your capabilities, it’s also true that this makes any encounter where your levels are mismatched extremely lopsided. You either outlevel the enemy and they can barely touch you, or they outlevel you and every encounter feels like a boss fight. This effectively narrows the range of engaging, fun experiences the player can have.​​ Thankfully, completing challenge runs or playing below the level curve is still possible in Shin Megami Tensei V, however, this mechanic pushes them out of reach for a large portion of the player base and often forces players who aren’t actively doing the game’s many below average side quests into grinding. This is further compounded by the baffling ways Atlus has chosen to diversify the pool of demons.

A commonly cited issue with Shin Megami Tensei IV was that demons felt too similar. The freedom of being able to select any skill from the demons being fused to give to the resulting demon allowed players to optimize most of their party members into one or two generic builds based on whether they were physical or magical attackers. While it could be argued that this level of freedom is a point in the game's favor, a more diversified demonic lineup would only be a good thing. Shin Megami Tensei V (and Shin Megami Tensei IV: Apocalypse) both agreed, and attempted to solve this problem in two major ways. The first was by expanding the number of skills that are exclusive to specific demons. Only seven demons had unique skills in Shin Megami Tensei IV, five of which are DLC bosses. Meanwhile Shin Megami Tensei V has almost seventy unique skills split across its roster despite having half as many demons to spread them to when compared with Shin Megami Tensei IV. Their other method for introducing variety was the affinity system. Starting in Apocalypse, demons have values intrinsic to them that dictate what types of spells they’re good at using. Both of these ideas sound good on paper but are once again, critically flawed. The demon affinity system only gives the most surface level difference to demons’ optimal builds while directly harming the player’s ability to come up with interesting viable skill sets for their favorites. An optimized electric demon still looks the same as an optimized ice demon in terms of their abilities. The only difference is which flavor of damage they do which also becomes a more meaningless distinction in the late game when bosses have fewer weaknesses and you’re adding a pierce effect to your attacks anyways. Unique skills are a much more appealing system on the face of it and that’s probably why they’ve been around in all parts of Megami Tensei since the first mainline game. The major issue being that it once again limits any player trying to optimize their party into a select few demons of any given type. Give up on making your favorite demon your healer if they aren’t Demeter or Idun because they will never be able to cast Eleusinian Harvest or Golden Apple.

JRPG players often seem to forget that combat is only one part of the gameplay experience. For the mainline series' big return to home consoles for the first time in around two decades Atlus decided to supplement the combat sections with the largest freely explorable areas in the series so far. By my estimation this just above mediocre exploration gameplay makes up the largest share of the game’s runtime and is where I was most personally disappointed with the game mechanically. This is because, beyond the fact that the set dressing is apocalyptic and demons are present, nothing is done to sell you on the experience of being a human (or technically a Nahobino I guess) exploring this foreign dangerous world. Enemies move much too slowly and simplistically to ever be considered threatening, outside of the very few instances where the level design funnels you into them. I was pleasantly surprised to see that the overworld enemies were not all functionally identical to the glitchy blobs present in Shin Megami Tensei IV. Enemies can fly, fire projectiles, vary in size and movement speed, and a few late game demons even have some unique tricks. That being said, all this effort is effectively wasted when you can easily outrun enemies in almost any situation, and even when they maybe catch you off guard, you can still instantly warp yourself back to the last save point with no down side thanks to how frequently they’re placed. Even if the save points were incredibly sparse it wouldn’t make these journeys more intense because movement, and by extension, navigating around enemies is always incredibly simple. Your jump doesn’t even carry dash momentum so your journey back to where you warped from is always as simple as just walking there. There is pretty much never any tension in the exploration segments of Shin Megami Tensei V. You never have to consider the journey you’re about to make mechanically beyond remembering to hit the heal button before you leave the save point. There is also pretty much nothing to actually “discover” in these segments. All possible rewards for exploration are clearly shown within the first couple hours of gameplay and the surprisingly good level design can only do so much to make you feel like you’re actually exploring when the only thing waiting for you at the end is a Miman. The decision to hide portions of the map behind the abscess fights is shockingly clever as it forces the player to really observe the surroundings to find a way to these blights. This is undermined by the fact that 80% of them by my estimation are just placed out in the open to be combat tests. I would have loved to have seen Atlus solve two problems at once by allowing the demons in your possession to interact with the environment in some way unique to them. This would at once introduce a new way to vary demons and also maybe require the player to be a little more thoughtful during their preparations for a trip into the Da’at. With combat, demon fusion, and exploration the game sees fit to limit both the players and its own expressive ability in some vague pursuit of balance. Instant kill spells and the tension they provided have been drastically toned down assumedly because they don’t provide a “fair combat scenario.” Enemy ambushes are infrequent because they could be considered “classic smt bullshit” if the player died to one. If there was anything I expected from a mainline Shin Megami Tensei post Dark Souls’ blowing up, it would be that the game would revel in its edgy, punishing reputation and push its classic RPG gameplay to new expressive heights much like Nocturne and Strange Journey did before it. Instead the edges have been sanded down and any punishment amounts to a slap on the wrist. The game instead is too concerned with presenting a pretty, polished version of a battle system we’ve been using for two decades now, for whatever that’s worth. If this vapid gameplay was constructed in service of some narrative component of the setting I could understand it, but sadly the setting falls flat there as well.

The setting is the aspect where this game is most directly comparable to Nocturne and anywhere it differs, it does so in a way that detracts from the game. Shin Megami Tensei IV saw no shortage of deserved praise for how it used its dozens of characters to really bring the worlds of Mikado and Tokyo to life. Nocturne similarly saw praise for the way its sparse storytelling and barren wasteland of a world imparted a sense of awe and isolation. Shin Megami Tensei V manages to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory and draw on the worst aspects of both of these approaches while reaping none of the benefits. It is both too lacking in compelling dialogue or developed characters to flesh out its world, while also being too populated for the player to feel any kind of isolation. The non plot critical humans all exist mostly unaware of the Da’at and as such have very little to say beyond “Oh man the world sure is scary huh.” Meanwhile the non plot critical demons are mostly delegated to very mediocre sidequests. There are some standouts in this group. Khonsu, Fionn, and Shiva are all tangentially related to the narrative in a way that makes their quests feel more impactful. A few others like the succubus quest stick out for how you engage with them but the vast majority are MMO level fetch quests or the most reductive law/chaos choices in the franchise, which the discussion around this game seems to hype up for some reason. I think this largely stems from the fact that the demons haven’t really formed communities or social hierarchies with the humans the way they have in Shin Megami Tensei IV. There’s nothing really unique to observe here in the characters or the way they interact beyond the group of Egyptian Deities that forms right at the end of the game. Even the fairy forest, which may at first seem to be exactly what I’m looking for, is incredibly minor and entirely derivative of prior mainline games. Every single mainline game barring If… to my memory has the fairies establish a community that serves as a uniquely peaceful place amidst the apocalypse. None of this is helped by the games lackluster aesthetic design.

Much has already been said about the games liberal palette swapping of the four major areas even by avid fans of the game, so I trust I don’t need to reiterate that here, but even beyond that this game desperately needs some visual variety. When speaking about Shin Megami Tensei IV, art director Eiji Ishida said “If we’d applied the ‘infernal’ design to the whole game, though, it would start to resemble one of those trite Western games with their overused post-apocalyptic motifs.” Sadly, it seems Ishida was not involved with Shin Megami Tensei V and as a result, the entirety of the Da’at is the trite apocalypse he was referring to. No room for interesting communities and cultures to form in this world. All we have is blasted out buildings and Miman. Not to mention the almost complete lack of any iconic Tokyo architecture which makes this apocalypse seem even more generic. Unfortunately the lackluster visual design extends beyond the environments themselves.

I consider myself quite the fan of both Masayuki Doi and Kazuma Kaneko. I have a few of their works framed on my walls and think that their work, more than any other individuals’, is what shapes mainline Shin Megami Tensei into something I love. That isn’t to discount creatives like Okada, Ishida, Yamai, or Kozuka of course. I just find an incredible amount of meaning in the art of this series. That being said, I don’t feel like either artist's work is used to its full potential here. It is cool to see a lot of Kaneko’s iconic demon designs rendered in 3D but with the man himself long since gone from Atlus, there is a notable lack of cohesion amongst his demons in V. One of the greatest strengths of Nocturne is the way the entire world felt blended together in the style of his art. His and Shiraishi’s oversight in the modeling process no doubt contributed to this. In IV, Kaneko had already passed on the mantle of the demon painter and as such cohesion is lacking there as well. That being said, IV used this to its advantage with a roster of over 400 demons and a plethora of designs from guest artists as well. While it is true that not all of these were hits, it led to some absolute standouts such as the four archangels and chemtrail. You could say that the absolute chaos of IV’s bestiary is what made it stand out in a good way. V once again threads the needle into an unsatisfying middle ground. The pool of demons is understandably smaller given the game's scope, but the game splits this small pool between old Kaneko designs, more modern ones, and Doi’s designs. Doi’s demon designs this time around also vary wildly in quality. He was given more demons to design than ever and was even allowed to handle the ones found in random encounters, which he had historically stayed away from. Two things stick out as in this set: . Legs, and tokusatsu. As if mandated by some marketing executives, most of Shin Megami Tensei V’s new female demon designs are constantly showing off their legs and seem designed primarily as cute anime girls with light mythological theming as opposed to actually being those myths. I’m not a prude or anything; I’m even a fan of Kaneko’s famous bondage angel design and his many literal gential demons. The problem here is they feel pandering. Abdiel for example is not served as a character or mythological figure in any way by her skimpy outfit. The trend of demons being characterized by their place in the story as opposed to their mythology actually began in Shin Megami Tensei IV and I would highly recommend @eirikrjs writings on the subject if you want a more thorough exploration of that in particular. That being said, Shin Megami Tensei V takes this further by seemingly having a large amount of its characters be designed in contrast to BOTH their mythology and their character. Beyond this issue (which could totally be a symptom of marketing focused direction or something) one of Doi’s eccentricities as an artist works its way into this game in a way that clashes horribly. This being the aforementioned tokusatsu influence. Aogami, the Nahobino, Tsukuyomi, Odin and even Lucifer stick out like they’re entirely different categories of creatures from the rest of the demons. Honestly it isn’t even an aesthetic I’m entirely negative on but I question its haphazard implementation here as it only serves to undermine any sort of focus the art direction may have had. For a future mainline game I would prefer to see Doi keep his stuff more in line with the Kaneko designs they seem intent on using for the rest of eternity, or for Doi to be fully unchained and Atlus allow the game to take shape around his unique aesthetic identity. Ultimately, the visuals fracture the setting in a way that makes it impossible for you to ground yourself in it while never quite reaching the surreal heights of other games in the franchise.

Visuals are only one portion of the iconic Shin Megami Tensei aesthetic and thankfully the music fared much better in this outing. Kozuka returns as lead composer for this entry and after his beyond stellar work for IV and IV: Apocalypse I wouldn’t have anyone else. His crunchy, distorted synths and pained, furious guitars capture similar emotions to tracks in IV but in the decade since that game they’ve only grown more intense. Tracks like ‘Humans, Demons, and…’ are absolutely electrifying and haunting at the same time. Compensating for this more blown-out depiction of Tokyo, a lot of the funkier tracks have been sidelined in favor of a huge amount of sparse, industrial influenced, sandblasted ones. The theme of the Tokyo Diet Building shows off this new sound incredibly well alongside the instrument at the core of a huge portion of this game's soundtrack, a feminine voice that is absolutely haunting in an almost spiritual way. A perfect fit for the franchise if you ask me. Of course Kozuka’s famous bells make a return in the level up theme and even the game's credits, sounding even better than before. But apparently Kozuka didn’t do all the tracks on the OST (and I have my suspicions about which tracks may have been done by Atlus Sound Team) but ultimately the music is one aspect where Shin Megami Tensei V does not disappoint. It feels like this is the score to the ideal game SMTV fell short of. (Just as an aside about the sound design though: Can we stop with the atrocious voice filters that all the demons use? They rob their lines of any sort of weight every single time. Oh, and play the game with Japanese audio.)

Earlier I mentioned how non plot critical characters harm the setting, but unfortunately the plot critical ones, along with the plot itself, hamstring not just the setting but player agency as a concept. The player spends the bulk of the game pushed around by forces greater than themselves that they may not even agree with. I cannot stress enough how just the concept of Bethel is entirely antithetical to anything this game had going for it. Working for an organization whose goals you only partially understand removes your agency. Working with other people ensures you never feel properly isolated and accountable for your decisions. Exploring the Da’at isn’t your adventure, it's your 9-5 job. You spend so much time doing meaningless work for Bethel that the game retreading Nocturne’s climax of the opposing parties fighting for the right to literally recreate the world came as a surprise to me just by sheer virtue of how poorly it was built up. Of course most Megami Tensei games end like that in some way or another but this game's pacing seriously just does not build to that at all. The first quarter of the game is spent confused as to the nature of the world. The second is a monster of the week story. The third is suddenly an assault on the final bastion of the forces of chaos which is pretty confusing in and of itself because last I checked we were getting smoked. Then, all of a sudden, in one of the games like hour long exposition dumps, the final act is set up to essentially be Nocturne’s Tower of Kagutsuchi. It might sound like I’m paraphrasing but I promise you it feels exactly like that as you play it. An entire half of the game is dedicated to telling you what a Nahobino is and then like 3 finales are crammed into the back half. You have no ability to decide what you do, you have no real stake in the story other than the fact that you want to live, why should you care about anything happening in the narrative? Oh and of course the one area Atlus decides to give the player total control of the story they do so in the worst way possible. In an utterly baffling move for the series, the player's ending is no longer determined by the summation of their decisions throughout their journey but a literal ending select screen. This is some of the worst streamlining I’ve ever seen in a video game. It cheapens every single decision the player makes throughout the game retroactively. You no longer have to roleplay in Shin Megami Tensei V because that’s not what this series is about anymore apparently. The cultural zeitgeist has turned this series into every vapid, reductive, twitter generalization you have ever heard about it. Shin Megami Tensei is a series with cRaZy hard gameplay and penis demons where you kill your friends now. Nothing more.

Long-winded, but the TL;DR is that's it's pretty much the best version of Nocturne if you're willing to do your own jank version of Skill inheritance via Cheat Engine tables. It is however for the hardcore SMT'ers out there-- even on normal it is some orders harder than base Nocturne. To anyone familiar with the 'meta' behind SMT games though, it has amazing value as being an updated and more expressive version of Nocturne.

Scattered thoughts:

- Lots of kino cinematics I forgot about here. The heel-turns, Grimkhela summon, Most of Yuko's scenes, Trumpeter, Hell Biker, & Harlot's intros, Lucifer's summon, etc.

- One thing about Nocturne very few other SMTs have emulated as well is spell variety. Starting around post Hell-Biker going straight for -nga spells isn't necessarily the best idea, because the extra status chance/secondary effect on some other, less damaging spells can be a life-or-death thing. Especially true with Hardtype which adds in shit like Scald which has great utility even late-game.

- Hardtype's HP increases are kind of whack TBH. For some bosses like Mother Harlot, Dante Round 1, or the Riders it's definitely needed, but for other shit like Sahakaghi or Belezeebub it's more tedious than challenging. In most other cases it just tilts edge-case wins to the boss rather than the player, as the boss will just out-sustain you/beat you in the damage race.

- The Full-Moon miniboss encounters are a smash, they're decently hard, give good EXP as a reward, and aren't necessary to fight with the new smoke ball item. Definitely marked out for the 5th kapla full-moon miniboss, great touch.

- Didn't see too much nerfing which is incredibly for a fan-made mod, only Tornado really took a hit but there's a lot better demons and spells mid-game so it's nbd. The buffs on the other hand are great across the board, magic Demi-Fiend is very strong (esp. with the phys repel boss spam), and support demi-fiend has very usuable utility, even if prayer is more easily splashed on your demons.

- The boss scripts are greatly improved, there's some memes like Aciel still but Hardtype cements Nocturne with some of the best bosses across JRPGs. Baal Avatar, Mother Harlot, Trumpeter, Albion, and Metatron is an all-time collection of bosses.

- The System changes Hardtype does are also a smash. Most of it is no-brainer like removing the damage cap, giving Dante pierce, making skill inheritance weighted, etc. but there's some risky changes that pay off well. Making Luck a determinant in magic accuracy is pretty brazy but works surprisingly well; it gives a stronger argument for physical demons as DPS since they have to rely far less on good luck/Cadenza buffs to hit, and can even get cheeky press-turns with the higher crit rates on physical skills. It also makes investing in luck on the Demi-Fiend actually worth a shit. Demon-swapping taking half-turns is ingenious as well; swapping is no longer a momentum loss but in fact can be used to gain quite a bit of momentum if you plan your press-turns right, like getting off two buffs for the price of one. Since swapping got rid of some debuffs originally it also makes parachuting demons in and out a viable method of emergency status removal too, making it so getting status'd on your healer isn't the hax death-sentence like it was on the original. Add in the fact that all demons in your stock get 75% EXP and you'll find yourself using a greater roster of demons with more varied niches than in original. Thinking about my entire party of demons instead of a select 5-6 is a great logical progression of SMT's system.

- New skills are amazing too, I've talked about Scald, but really most of the new skills are perfectly designed for their intended purposes. The only complaint I have is that aliment secondary effects are kind of useless late-game, cuz unfortunately the hardtype creator still follows the philosophy of aliments being useless on bosses. Aliments are still super-strong on late-game dungeon crawling, especially with the HP curve meaning that late-game random battles can go for 8-12 turns instead of the 3-4 they did in the original. They become a lot more manageable however if you can get some statuses spread, and save a lot on MP and HP sustaining.

This is the best Pokemon game that has been made in over a decade, many will see it as a technical failure but the "bugs" are either minor inconveniences or hilarious moments.

Baxcalibur carries

the egg carrier theme alone means anyone who gave this game a 3.0 or under is out of their mind, sorry. im sorry u werent entertained by sonic going "ready?? 🤓🤓🤓" every time he has to charge a light speed attack or big the cat SOLOING chaos 6 in what has to be the shortest boss battle of all time (tvtropes powerscalers say hes capable of class z-2 omniversal annihilation in this one), or gamma just somehow managing to tell an oddly emotional existential story completely lacking in the bombast that strings the rest of the game along. thank you random npc

people dont even hate on this game for the right reasons. having to play sky chase 4 times and fight chaos 4 3 times is way more annoying than any of big's levels lol. you literally play sky chase the same amount of times as big has levels and each one is longer!! and its just kinda braindead!! fuck sky chase it sucked in sonic 2 and it sucks in this!! and i also read someone calling the final boss bad. did you even watch dbz?

its very funny to imagine the universe where sonic adventure came out as an rpg as originally intended. people would be comparing its multicharacter storytelling with live a live and all u fishing in rpgs ppl would have SOYED at being forced to fish for an entire campaign. but alas

look at amy's face. thats all i have to say there, its an aesthetically distraught face. thats like half a star on its own. thats the face of a girl who breaks a tony hawk record tenfold every time she swings her hammer while running

the virgin "koji kondo loads a cart with rompler sounds" mario 64 vs the chad "we got 5 people on guitar and 6 people on bass" sonic adventure. u get this free y2k-ass 3d platformer with talking animals alongside that album you bought, how cool is that. no wonder they stopped making consoles 3 years later with a business model like that. they mustve run out of the sound budget when it came to recording eggman's lines bc they reuse them so hard that its incredibly funny hearing him say "he's not going to get away with this!" like 5 times in the egg viper fight and then the exact same line w/ same cadence in a super sonic story cutscene shortly after

huge fan of giving sonic a very broken spindash and tails the ability to fly and making the levels large and branching (like the classic games) with this in mind. the proto-parkour of the future. shame it never returns for any other sonic game ever!

I feel like IGDB is just fucking with us at this point

URGENT HELP!! dear sweet precious adorable special KIRBY CHAN has eben TRANSFORMED into one inch tall. REPLY NOW with a picture of your moms credit car or he will stay that way forever and be as big as a strawberry forever and cry every day and not be able to eat strawberry

Ultrakill feels like it was developed entirely in one night by a dude who snorted a bunch of cocaine, kept saying "you know what would be really sick?" and was right every time

I can confidently, wholeheartedly, and unironically say that if you did not enjoy Azure Striker Gunvolt 2, you simply did not get it.

You missed the point.

You played it wrong.

You could have received the benefit of the doubt for the first Gunvolt game, but this game has been polished to a noticeable sheen; you have no excuse.

Over the years, Inti Creates has solidified their place as one of my favorite 2D action platformer developers of all time. From the classic Mega Man Zero series, to the modern Gunvolt series, they have continued to refine and evolve their craft. You simply won't find their brand of high octane, arcadey, mastery-focused gameplay anywhere else.

I played iX1 on a whim a few years ago, and to my surprise, I loved it so much that it not only made me go back and play the other Gunvolt games, but it also ultimately led to me rethinking how I view rank, score, and other mastery-focused systems in other games, including the Zero games and their S-ranks. Copen's aerial based gameplay was just that great; bouncing off walls and enemies at breakneck speeds while maintaining my air combo to score as high as possible was so exhilarating.

So imagine my shock when iX2 was initially announced, and Copen's gameplay was revealed to be reworked. Gone are the days of dashing all around the level from the get-go, as he only has one air dash (outside of Overdrive). Now he has the Razor Wheel, complete with a 3-hit combo and other melee shenanigans. While I still had faith in Inti Creates' ability, I couldn't shake that feeling of apprehension. Yeah, it kinda reminded me of Mega Man Zero, and you could still access Copen's old gameplay with Overdrive, but the huge changes worried me. Fast forward to release; the moment of truth has arrived, so how is it?

It's a lot to digest, that's for sure.

First things first, Copen's new gameplay. As I said before, dashing around and cutting up enemies with the Razor Wheel in Copen's Breakshift really did remind me of Mega Man Zero, though not nearly as fluid as that or iX1/GV2's gameplay. The wheel doesn't do enough damage to kill most things in less than 2 slashes, so you almost have to stop and full combo every enemy, even the smaller ones. It's no biggie, since going from enemy to enemy as fast as you can to maintain your Quick Break combo for kudos is enjoyable enough, and you can even weave in Bullitshift and EX weapons.

However, that "weaving" is actually my biggest issue with the game. There isn't a cohesive marriage of the Breakshift and Bullitshift gameplay, at least not in scoreplay. You use Breakshift (and a little Bullitshift) to hit 1000 kudos as fast as you can to hit Overdrive, and from there you just rack up aerial combos like in iX1 since it's FAR more lucrative kudos-wise. It's still pretty fun, especially in Normal mode where emblems let you hit 1k kudos quickly anyway, but it just screams "missed potential". It was a really cool idea, and I REALLY hope they expand on it in the future.

What makes it even more disappointing is the fact that pretty much everything else about the game feels like a step-up from iX1. Thanks to consideration for the Breakshift system (I assume), iX2 actually has some of the best level design I've seen in a Gunvolt game thus far. Not only do they still facilitate that feeling of flow that we all know and love, but they individually have stronger identities, thanks to improved enemy variety and great level gimmicks. In addition, the presentation has noticeably improved as well. The soundtrack quality has gotten even better, with particularly strong normal level themes (an area where the series historically lacked), alongside some other great tunes like Ypsilon's boss theme. The visuals are also a lot more varied from level to level (especially compared to iX1, where levels would often visually blend together), further aiding that sense of identity I was talking about. This game's EX weapon selection blows previous games out of the water too. Unlike GV2 and iX1 where you'd be using Hailstorm Blade/Orbital Edge 99% of the time, you can find a useful niche for most of them. Rolling Ripper is the go-to aerial enemy killer, Cryo Flash for slowing down time, Whirling Chopper is great for animation-cancelling and gaining vertical height, and Optic Barrier is useful in quite a few boss fights. Speaking of boss fights, they're still as great as ever. Hell, at this point, it's hard to NOT take notice of how consistently good Inti is at designing bosses. There's not much to be said; patterns are fun to learn, and are hard enough to actually require learning. It almost feels like performing a well-choreographed dance, honestly, especially in the context of the scoring.

And then there's the difficulty.

The Gunvolt series' approach to difficulty has always been a point of contention. In stark contrast to the Mega Man Zero games, it opts to start you off with extreme power, and instead give you a plethora of tools to modulate the difficulty. At default, the previous games would make you immune to 99% of damage at the cost of an easily refillable resource, alongside a free auto-revive, a potentially large health pool, infinite lives, and so on and so forth. If you're an average player, and use all of these to the fullest, you're left with a comically easy game. Perfect for people that want to revel in the power fantasy and enjoy the charming, chuuni writing stress-free, but pretty boring for everyone else. However, as I've alluded to throughout the review, the games have consistently made it very clear that the REAL draw is embracing the arcade-style of old, and doing score runs. As in, running through levels as fast as possible, while racking up kudos by pulling off methodical combos; all without getting so much as a scratch. It's a difficult, but very rewarding road. All of the games' mechanics will truly come into play, your personal idol will sing J-Pop bangers for you, and you'll get a shiny S+ rank to show for it, but those are all secondary to the greatest reward of all: the fun.

But what about the people in the middle? What of the folks that don't want to bother with some silly ranking system or some self-imposed challenges and just want to run through the game once like a Mega Man game? Unfortunately, they're out of luck. Even if you disable all of the extra options that makes the games effortless, you're still left with a fairly easy game with seemingly milquetoast level design. This is where many fundamental misconceptions about the series arise, and it serves as a major stumbling block for many people.

In response, Inti Creates appeared to have doubled down. The default mode, Normal, has two major changes; an unlimited source of healing at the push of a button (with the only caveat being that it banks your kudos), along with Gutless as the sole kudos mode. The healing option didn't matter to me honestly. I just treated it like Prevasion and Anthem in previous games and simply never used it, and it actually resulted in a fairly decent difficulty curve in casual play. The forced Gutless mode was far more concerning, but in practice it actually worked out better than I thought, especially since there's an upgrade that boosts your damage in exchange for losing all kudos on hit. But that's not all.

Now when I say Inti Creates doubled down, I mean they DOUBLED down. For the first time in the series since the later releases of GV1, iX2 also has a Hard mode, complete with a multitude of changes. It removes the healing mode, disables all upgrades, capps your max HP, makes you lose all kudos on-hit (like Fearless mode in previous games), greatly buffs boss patterns, removes the emblems, and, most interestingly, introduces a lives system. There is little room (or no room when scoring) for error in boss fights, and mistakes are far more punishing, as losing all your lives will boot you out of the level. They even pulled a ballsy move and locked the true ending behind its completion. As you can imagine, this mode lies on the complete opposite side of the difficulty spectrum, and it's brutal, and it's easily the hardest Gunvolt has ever been. The final boss alone took me 40+ tries and almost 3 hours.

But you know what? This may be a hot take, but it was a WONDERFUL addition. THIS is, more or less, how hard Gunvolt should be. The Breakshift system works a lot better here than in Normal mode too, and Inti-Creates intended vision for it became a bit clearer, although it also makes the messy union between it and Bulletshift more apparent. My only gripe with it is that they didn't alter the level design at all. That's fine for scoreplay, but in casual runs the levels are still far too easy. It'd be better for casual AND scoreplay if the level design was slightly remixed (in the same vein as the special missions in iX1) and some checkpoints were removed, especially considering the lives system and the fact that you have to beat Normal mode first to unlock it. But beyond that, I hope they expand on this mode and include it in future games.

If you look at iX2's individual parts, you'll find that although it expanded on and improved many aspects of the previous games, the most important one--the Breakshift system and the related changes to Copen's gameplay--fell a bit short. Though ambitious, it's nowhere near as cohesive as the focused endeavors of iX1 and GV2. With that being said, however, when I reflect on my experience holistically, I can't deny the fact that I had a ton of fun, which probably speaks to how strong and unique the series' core design philosophy is. I can't wait for GV3, and I hope it doesn't take 4 years to get ported.

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In the subway station in Nimbasa City, there's one train line not reserved for the Battle Subway. If you take this line, you'll find yourself in a small town in northwestern Unova called Anville Town. This town is optional. Many players probably went several playthroughs without ever finding it. It consists of a couple buildings, a railroad turntable, and a bridge.

On weekends, the bridge is packed with people. You can trade various items with these people, and it's nice, but it's not really anything super important. The turntable in the center of town has a different train car on it every day, and an NPC will tell you details about whichever car is on the turntable.

One of the cars that can show up on the turntable is the one that takes you to Anville Town in the first place. If you talk to the NPC about this car, he'll say, "Isn't it just so cute? This one is a little slow and heavy. When it runs, the whole train sways. The train car is the same model as a Single Train. Because it is an old train car, I hear the maintenance is hard, but it's the one I always ride, because I loved it as a kid!"

The music that plays in this town is unique—as is every other town theme in Unova. There are no repeat tracks between towns. The Anville Town theme is serene, perfect for late-night background noise to calm the nerves. The song itself is called "A Lullaby for Trains."

A lady in town can be seen playing the flute. And if you walk close to her, a flute gets added to the arrangement.

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In my opinion, Pokémon Black & White are the peak of what the series is capable of. They certainly have flaws—and at first, those flaws were all I could see. Some of the Pokémon designs are outright ugly, and many of them borrow concepts from previous generation Pokémon (particularly from Kanto). The palette of the region is largely muddy and muted. The early routes are littered with bad Pokémon, and I often find myself getting a second team member very late, even after the second gym.

If someone told me Generation V was their least favorite, I'd understand. It's how I felt for a long time, and I remember it getting a lot of flak when it was new. But I'm glad that its reputation has turned around in recent years, and that more people are starting to see its merits.

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Mechanically, the starter trio of Unova is my favorite of any generation. Emboar plays very differently from the other Fire/Fighting starters, being more of a glass cannon than a sweeper. It always makes me sad when people see the type and don't give it a chance, because it's actually very fun to play!

Serperior, on the other hand, is my favorite Pokémon of all time. Its unorthodox combination of high speed and high defenses makes for a very unique single-player tank, with the ability to whip out first-turn status moves like they're nothing.

Samurott has a bit less mechanical identity than the other starters, but is still a nice alternative whose movepool has a fun range of secondary effects.

Unovan Pokémon tend to have quite unique playstyles. There are a lot of duds in the dex—Unfezant, Maractus (it's cute though), Mandibuzz, Heatmor, Liepard, to name a few. But there are many more that I could use on several playthroughs and never get bored.

For example, Krookodile is a very well-loved Pokémon with good stats and a wide movepool. It also has two abilities that are both equally good in very different ways; Intimidate helps it tank hits, and Moxie turns it into a fearsome sweeper if it can get going. You could play Krookodile across two different playthroughs and get two very different experiences.

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I've probably played this game 8 or 9 times, and I'm still finding new things to appreciate about Pokémon I previously thought were worthless.

I always hated Vanilluxe like everyone else—until I realized that it had great mixed attacking stats, just enough speed and bulk to make use of those stats, and that the two types of moves it learns happen to be super-effective on the entire latter half of the game's gyms. Now I love it, I appreciate its silly design, and I name it Jerry on every playthrough that I use it (updating to Ben+Jerry when it evolves).

Just this last playthrough, I realized that I had been completely neglecting a few Pokémon that may actually be really fun to use in a single-player context. So many times while building teams for this game, I thought, "this Pokémon would be so much better if it had a good buffing move." Then I realized that X items are basically buffing moves that always go first, always raise the relevant stat by two stages, and—unlike some other games in the series—are repeatably and cheaply purchasable early on, in Nacrene City.

Even though I'm still working through the postgame at the moment, I'm already imagining a new playthrough where I make use of new Pokémon with this trick. You could use Klinklang with X Specials to make use of its slightly bigger special movepool, or use X items on Audino to make its absolutely massive movepool more usable. I don't know for certain if this strategy will work out, but that's the fun of a new playthrough!

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The world of Unova is a place I can visit again and again. Each town has its own identity, a place that feels lived in & vibrant. Nacrene City is built from disused warehouses, and it has a local museum and a vibrant art scene. The residents of Lacunosa Town stay inside at night, fearing a monster. Nimbasa City is a hub for the entertainment industry, with a musical theater, sports stadiums, a theme park (which houses the gym), and a large train station to bring the tourists in.

The game's art style does a very good job at portraying the character & charm of these locations. The use of 3D models to represent scenery is much more pronounced here than it was in the Generation IV games, and the visual effect works well. In my opinion, the games strike the perfect balance between 2D and 3D, a balance that was somewhat lost in the transition to full 3D. There are certainly things I love about all of the 3D games—but there's no denying that the 3DS games run like ass, and the Switch games tend to have rather poor texture work.

Here, the game runs smooth as butter, the battle system is lightning fast, and the fully animated sprites help make each Pokémon feel alive. The animated sprites can be a little off-putting at first—all the aliasing around the edges kinda reminds me of early seasons of Ed Edd n Eddy, with their squiggly-line style of animation—but I've grown to really love it otherwise. I still kinda wish the series improved upon this concept, at least for a couple more generations. It would've been especially cool to see this style brought to a region with a less moody tone & muddy palette, like Alola.

Sun & Moon are my next favorite games in the series, and they really share quite a lot with Black & White—a bigger emphasis on story, a new approach for the gameplay, and a surprisingly good cast of characters for a Pokémon game. In fact, on that last point, I'd actually say Sun & Moon have Black & White beat. While N is probably my favorite human character in the series and Bianca is one of my favorite rivals, I'm not the biggest fan of Cheren, and there's not really any other characters in the story with a shred of depth.

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On the note of N: I think he is single-handedly what makes the story of Black & White work for me. Honestly, the plot of Black & White gets praised a lot, and while I think it's good, I don't think it's quite as good as people make it out to be.

The whole Team Plasma plotline is basically the same rigmaroll of "villain has reasonable goals, proceeds to kick babies and destroy crops to prove they're bad" that you see in so many games these days. Team Plasma spread the idea that Pokémon are abused by people, and no one in the good corner even attempts to make a counterargument to that. It's mostly just "prove that Pokémon like their trainers by beating Team Plasma in a battle, or something." No big deal, it's a Pokémon game; there's just not as much here as people would make you think.

However, N's character arc is my favorite part of the game.

This game explores abuse in a surprisingly tactful way. N has been manipulated by Ghetsis from childhood. Ghetsis exposed N only to abused Pokémon, in the hopes that someday he would become a charismatic leader who would convince people to release their Pokémon. He plays N for his own personal benefit, and does not give a rat's ass about N's thoughts and desires. When N begins to falter on Ghetsis, Ghetsis calls him "a warped, defective boy who knows nothing but Pokémon," apparently without a shred of self-awareness. Seeing N reject Ghetsis's worldview, broaden his own horizons, and start to see the good in the world is cathartic every playthrough.

It's certainly not complex. It's not a deep dive into the dynamics of abuse, and it's not all that thought-provoking. Really, it's mostly confined to the final scene, as that's when the game finally admits that Ghetsis is the bad guy. But for a big series to pull a character like N off without forcing forgiveness on them is cathartic. I think, more than anything, it's what makes the story of Black & White work.

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In the modern day, I'd suggest playing White Version over Black; the version-exclusive content is much better, and I think the story is slightly more symbolically interesting. Also, the White version of Opelucid City is much more cozy.

That's about all I have to say on this game. It's a great Pokémon game, highly replayable, and has a surprising amount of mechanical depth. The story, while simple, is mostly well-executed. It's about the most perfectly-crafted a Pokémon game can be.

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what a weird game! i think it might rule though?

like everything inti have ever made this is a huge crash of ideas, and a lot of them even work! taking copen's kit down to one airdash per jump is an alien brain choice after how good he felt in LAix (and how good the levels and bosses felt around him!) but i appreciate what they've gone for here. i can see the angle to having the level gradually build to overdrive, and making overdrive count mechanically does make some sense! but how you get those initial combos feels so much more restrictive than previously, and the melee combo is just fiddly enough that you spend the whole time wishing you could just go back to flying

which is a huge shame! because i think large parts of this game are firing on all cylinders. the boss work is among the best inti have ever done - and these games are not exactly boss light

i can't help but wonder if we didn't end up here by trying to solve some of the unsolvable problems these games have. making kudos unlock your kit but hits don't take them away is not really where the party is, i don't think. i like you, i see you, but unfortunately LAix was already a perfect videogame

easy best final boss in this series too, marking out over here for that remix of igniter

The game wears its Undertale influence on its sleeve, but takes it in a different direction to the point that I feel like people calling the game a clone or copy/paste are doing the game a massive disservice. Ultimately, the game dives into the idea of coming to terms with your own mortality and being comfortable with letting go of the fear of oncoming change. The way it goes about that is an interesting satire almost of one of Undertale's routes.

The gameplay is very engaging being a mashup of a rhythm game and a bullet hell. Combat is filled with tense moments and the music doesn't always hit, but a lot of the tracks are good bops that accompany the game's intense combat. The only negative I have is that the visual stimulus in the battles can be a bit much at times and border on not being able to see anything that is happening. There are options to tone it down, and I'd reccomend trying them out at the first sign of feeling overwhelmed by the visuals.

All in all, I think it's a great combat wrapped around an interesting story that's all worth experiencing.

this hack had to walk so shit like radical red could even attempt to exist