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L.A. Noire
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The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Special Edition
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Dishonored: Definitive Edition
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So good, but admittedly less good than when I first 100%ed it. Idk, when you've done it once before, there is something less all-encompassing about the experience; you don't marvel at the depth of the nemesis system, the two maps seem a bit, well, same-y, and the like. Still, I'd give anything to play it fresh for the first time - a modern classic.

So so good. I've just 100%ed this game's achievements for the second time, and one day I might even do it a third time on Xbox One. Sure, the story is a tad cringe at times, but if anything it just adds to the campy fun of the whole experience. If I had to name one thing I really can't justify, the overly-sexualised female character models do get very eye-rollingly obvious at certain points (not even an hospital intern is safe from boob-physics, for god's sake), but I guess that was the standard for 2000s / early 2010s games. Still, I'l always love this game, and the hours upon hours I've sunk into it over the years were anything but wasted.

Banditoooooooo (crashing and inexplicable whip-cracking sound effect) Chinchillaaaaaaaaaaaaa! (even more egregious and inexplicable whip-cracking sound effects, this time accompanied by yelling)