doesn’t launch thanks to EA’s stank launcher.

Hey EA, fuck you.

its like playing a tight shooter inside of a fat body you can't control

ching chong

fun with bois

bread and beer

bust this bitch open when u don't know what to play and suddenly its a good night

fun game but it makes me wanna blow my fucking brains out afta 2 hours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUXP8VEXWMs

I am Corvo. The only flaw in this game is the giant meaty grabbers that everyone has for hands, but that's also the best part.

I am still Corvo. I can't remember much to be honest, but I remember thinking it was great, but not quite as good as the original. Do people still have meaty grabbers? I can't remember.

Best Call of Booty game. Trying to beat your one friend who is objectively better than you in 1v1/2v2 is still worth it. You know who you are you bitch ass.

Game starts to go omega crazy when you learn who to properly swing. Good bois time.

This game does not deserve 5 stars, but I played so much and I love it so it's getting 5 stars. Trying to make elaborate plans with your friends only for everyone to immediately flail and fuck up is inevitable and part of the experience.

Fuck this game. Also, I love it. I hate fighting games (I'm lying).

I can't remember who I played, but whoever it was was the best and the rest of the characters are dumb and stinky. Goodbye.