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I feel so bad for people who dropped the game during Stormblood. One of the best stories I've had the pleasure of experiencing.

kino, based, raw, peak fiction, etc. etc.

Church sucks because they don't let you fuck dragons

The worst of the expansions, but not terrible by any stretch. This is where the gameplay starts to come into its own, coming at expense to the story, which never reaches the heights of Heavensward.

A Realm Reborn is alright at the best of times and utterly painful at worst, but it gets a pass due to preceding some incredible stories that wouldn't be the same without it.