Turned me gay

Shorter than a girl who says she's average height despite being 5'4. Shoots good but needed full frontal nudity to keep my little brother's attention

The game gives you good cheater modes after you beat it like going invisible and taking over goon-bodies. You can beat it in a single night no problem too so if you want to try and feel young again here's your juice

I thought the game was trying to tell me a thing but then I chose an ending that it apparently didn't want me to pick. Good shoot though

Loops you without being too annoying. Some of the things the dudes say during the ending made me like them when I didn't give a shit

Good at looping. The thing that makes it so you can spend disney tokens to keep your weapons saves the game because if I had to start from scratch every loop oh man holy shit that'd be...yeesh! :((((

JUMPS!!!

My brother got it for me one day when I was 17(?) and told me there was time travel in it. I got a neutral ending and never played it again and only found out you were supposed to do multiple playthroughs later. One of the only video games with music I'll listen to just on its own.

Made me play as a GIRL but the game is so good that you have to forgive any attempts at sissy hypnosis

This walked so that cloning clyde could run

Nyx made me hyard

Good at space, but I feel like it would be better if there were more opportunities for cool adventures with pals. Put in boobs too

If you're into trucks this will keep you from killing yourself. I liked it better with the multiplayer mod that let me play with homers and casually say slurs at strangers

The character creator is the only thing that made me orgasm but the rest of it sucks ass. Heard it's good with mods but the foundation's too whatever for me to care. If you don't like this game then you're racist like me