Games I will never fucking play

Games that I refuse to touch either because

a) I absolutely despise the developers/publishers
b) I have a life outside of video games
c) I’m not a virgin

I’m not gonna include notoriously bad games (obviously I have no desire to play that Gollum game or The Day Before), just ones that have loyal fanbases and/or positive reception overall.

Diablo IV
Diablo IV
More slimy practices from Activision Blizzard. No thanks.
Genshin Impact
Genshin Impact
BotW clone but with gacha mechanics. How fun.
Honkai: Star Rail
Honkai: Star Rail
Same as Genshin, but now it’s turn-based, which is worse.
League of Legends
League of Legends
No time + loot boxes lol
Overwatch 2
Overwatch 2
The way Activision handled this game was so fucking scummy and blatantly dishonest that it actually makes me mad. I hate that company so much.
Pokémon Scarlet
Pokémon Scarlet
Pokémon fans need to stop forking over $60 for a game that they know is rushed and unfinished, and then complaining about how the game is rushed and unfinished. My nigga, YOU KNEW THIS WHEN YOU BOUGHT IT.
Pokémon Violet
Pokémon Violet
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Skull and Bones
Skull and Bones
Why is Michelle Rodriguez in all of the advertising?
Starfield
Starfield
This game looks so fucking boring.
Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League
Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League
Disrespectful to Kevin Conroy and the Arkham series as a whole. No jonkler, no aslume, AND man gets killed? Who wrote this? Are they stupid?
Yandere Simulator
Yandere Simulator
Yandere Dev should be castrated on live television.

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