Games I will never fucking play

Games that I refuse to touch either because

a) I absolutely despise the developers/publishers
b) I have a life outside of video games
c) I’m not a virgin

I’m not gonna include notoriously bad games (obviously I have no desire to play that Gollum game or The Day Before), just ones that have loyal fanbases and/or positive reception overall.

Starfield
Starfield
This game looks so fucking boring.
Skull and Bones
Skull and Bones
Why is Michelle Rodriguez in all of the advertising?
Pokémon Violet
Pokémon Violet
<—
Pokémon Scarlet
Pokémon Scarlet
Pokémon fans need to stop forking over $60 for a game that they know is rushed and unfinished, and then complaining about how the game is rushed and unfinished. My nigga, YOU KNEW THIS WHEN YOU BOUGHT IT.
Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League
Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League
Disrespectful to Kevin Conroy and the Arkham series as a whole. No jonkler, no aslume, AND man gets killed? Who wrote this? Are they stupid?
Honkai: Star Rail
Honkai: Star Rail
Same as Genshin, but now it’s turn-based, which is worse.
Diablo IV
Diablo IV
More slimy practices from Activision Blizzard. No thanks.
League of Legends
League of Legends
No time + loot boxes lol
Genshin Impact
Genshin Impact
BotW clone but with gacha mechanics. How fun.
Overwatch 2
Overwatch 2
The way Activision handled this game was so fucking scummy and blatantly dishonest that it actually makes me mad. I hate that company so much.
Yandere Simulator
Yandere Simulator
Yandere Dev should be castrated on live television.

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