yes this game is shit. yes it is a 9/10. no i don't care that that doesn't add up.

YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH

The funny yellow man and his stupid family destroy a peaceful suburban town and for what?

yeah it sucks. i don't care. 5 stars

how to kill a franchise with love 101. i didn't cry this time but i did cum several times, especially during the death scenes

right at the beggining of this game kodaka really tries to trick you into thinking it's going to suck and he defies expectations by making me cry for 30 hours straight instead

this game, despite everything, never really sells itself fully, kodaka doesn't seem ready to right characters, so the plot has to do all the emotional storytelling for him. it's still a damn fine ride

every issue i have the first game multiplied by 100 making this the worst possible sequel and the best possible game ever made. if you hated this you played it correctly

it's a very difficult game to describe for me, on the one hand i love it and on the other every attempted replay has lasted maybe 1 level at most. it simply isn't very fun to die repeatedely i suppose

playing this game as a kid in never really graspped the weird shit people did all the time, made playing the coop mode finally last year a real challenge and therefore the first real fun i'd had with the game in YEARS

I have played this game so many times i can complete it in under an hour but so few times that doing so isn't very fun