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Participated in the 2022 Game of the Year Event

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Played 100+ games

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Favorite Games

Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade
Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade
Dark Messiah of Might and Magic
Dark Messiah of Might and Magic
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
Disco Elysium: The Final Cut
Disco Elysium: The Final Cut
Company of Heroes
Company of Heroes

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Played in 2024

250

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For the King
For the King

May 10

Crashlands
Crashlands

May 04

NecroVisioN: Lost Company
NecroVisioN: Lost Company

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NecroVisioN

Apr 13

Insurmountable
Insurmountable

Mar 30

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Blue Shit - https://www.quora.com/Why-is-my-poop-blue-green

Blue Shit is an expansion I wanted to be good. If it is good, I hardly remember any of it.
That last set piece was really nice.
It is worth playing if you've just finished Half Life and have like 4 more hours to spare.

Reviews for this game tend to be written by functioning adults who spend considerable amounts of time cosplaying as stable functioning adults. They see Stardew Valley as a break from their job accumulating wealth for an unimaginably rich person who they do not know. In a culture which eagerly moves us from one pigeonhole apartment to pigeonhole cubicle, it's no wonder demand for better living and working conditions is created. You can sate it for 91.76 French Francs (13.99 Euro).

This is a review by a person who does not feel this way (yet). This is a review for those people who are willing to play a video game for 10-50 hours, let it dominate their life for a couple of weeks then burn out and not touch the game for the following 6 months - 2 years.

I don't play Stardew to relax, I play it to win. My time is precious, that means the 6AM to 1AM workday is sacred. Making sure my character makes it to bed on time is important, not just because it means i get debuffed to fuck shit fuck next morning, but because when I look up at my wall-clock and see that it's 3:14 AM, I want to be satisfied that at least one of us is getting a good night's sleep.

The game perfectly caters for this innate drive to organise the day, and by the time you're used to it, you can completely master the art of not wasting a single second of in-game time so you can fully and constantly experience how great this game is. Attempts to move that skill into my regular life have thus far failed.

This game really is a great game though. I don't want to go into the mechanics of it (look up the Girlfriend Review or the Joseph Anderson review for that). All that you need to know is to pet your dog/cat, fill their water bowl, praise the God above when you get an ancient seed.

Brigador is a fantastic game.

Imagine for a bit, a Latin American Country decides it has had enough with Earth and decides to move to a distant planet. Of course, space companies run by philantropists like Beff Jezos or Melon Husk are also there, ready to engage in vile acts of terrorism to improve the country via destabilisation. You are a Brigador, a ruthless killer in a death machine hired by these companies to drive your Tesla™ Tank and your Amazon™ Mech and your Microsoft ® Hovertank all over the populated urban centres of this planet.
The Brigador can be one of a variety of characters of every gender and colour, all in service of the neoliberal dream of people of all colours being capable of committing atrocities that your average American Private Military contractor can pull off.

Set your Controls to Relative. It's rough at first, but once it becomes natural you'll start enjoying the fantastic art, music and sound direction. I would like to be emphatic when I praise these things. This game came out during the peak of the synthwave aesthetic back in 2016, and perfectly captures it.

The art you will enjoy will not last. Why? You need money. What makes money? Death and destruction of infrastructure. Everything that moves can be killed, everything that is standing can be torn down. It's actually quite amazing how the engine for this game works. I'd like to explain it to you, but I simply don't understand programming. All I can do is enjoy the pretty colours my big gun makes as it turns housing complexes into open air concrete gardens.

Playing it is intense, stimulating, exhilarating. intermittent moments of planning and bursts of movement and gunfire. Outmaneuver the guards, play dirty and make loads of money.

The very premise of this game is horrifying, the actions of the player characters are chilling and it's almost unbelievable what the companies are willing to do to establish a corporate presence (almost, please google Coca Cola Columbia Death Squads for more, among other examples). The only solace I'm willing to offer you is that this will likely never happen. There are no Latin American countries in space, and if we know anything about Elon Musks Rocket, it's that it won't be going to Mars, it will be going to the Middle East instead (https://www.businessinsider.com/musks-spacex-partners-us-military-to-deliver-weapons-by-rockets-2020-10)