Flexyglass
14 reviews liked by Flexyglass
Lies of P
2023
This review was written before the game released
Me when my mom asks why there’s piss all over the toilet seat
Before Your Eyes
2021
This review contains spoilers
I thought to myself, "wow, this is a really childish view of what being famous is like".
I was right.
I was right.
BORN TO ROLL
WORLD IS A STAR
星星 Roll em all 2004
I am prince man
410,757,864,530 DEAD PEOPLE
WORLD IS A STAR
星星 Roll em all 2004
I am prince man
410,757,864,530 DEAD PEOPLE
Katamari Damacy
2004
some of the best sound design in the medium. nothing makes me smile more than hearing the cacophony of tormented cries from people and animals as i cut their lives short while massacring and demolishing their cities. genocide with a vibrant coat of paint and cheerfully procured musical score. tickles the senses in all the right ways with its artsy polygonal art direction and dynamic usage of perspective. awakens the yearning child inside us all. tragically beautiful in every sense.
Candy Box
2013
I love this game so much, I'm gonna play it rn after seeing it here. I wish there were more of these lil web browser idles with rpg elements and worlds to explore and all in cute little ascii style AGH.
I played this game all the time at my friend Eric's house. It probably sucked but you could've fooled us!
driving around the city like a g was pretty lit until my disc got scratched and my brother read on the internet that you fix it by flushing the disc down the toilet
This game made me have a Naruto phase in my fucking 20s. I never cared for Naruto as a teen, thought it was crap, saw this game for a quid in cex and thought itd be haha banter. I live tweeted me playing it, accidently genuinely enjoyed the story and characters (GOD the nuns games are better at telling the story of naruto than the show) and ended up drawing my weight in Naruto fanart, dragging my housemates and friends with me, convincing a friend who liked Naruto as a kid to DM a Naruto d&d canpaign which I am in, and for said campaign we all made Naruto OCs with Boruto era kids. I'm in Naruto hell and it's all because this game (and the next 2) is so much better than the anime it is based off of.
Death Stranding
2019
I'd rather have a million ultra-earnest and occasionally groan-inducing games with actual artistic ambition like Death Stranding than one more bloated, inoffensive, frozen bread "We have nothing to say but will pretend we do," copy-paste AAA game.
Cuphead
2017
fuckhead