Gamerman444
2017
2007
just wow i mean, what a truly marvelous piece of media. i remember making my grandpa buy me this at costco and being so mad at how horrible it was when i got home i threw it in the river behind my house. then felt so bad i did that i started crying and went into the river to get it and almost got hypothermia, 10/10
2020
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ive put a solid 250-300 hours into this game. and then i realized, its fucking stupid. being at the whims of RNG with almost zero way to use any semblance of skill you have to pull you over the hump of getting the most dogshit items imaginable. then it has the absolute audacity to hit you with some fucking millennial soy redditor line "erm maybe try lowering the difficulty" maybe you make a playable video game that dosent crash when there are more than 3 malachite enemies on screen. unoptimized piece of unity garbage + needs dlc to be fun and actually challenging. will probably play again soon because its fun in bursts :)
2020