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This thing right here
Is lettin all the ladies know
What guys talk about
You know
The finer things in life
Hahaha
Check it out

Ooh dat dress so scandalous
And ya know another saiyan couldn't handle it
See ya shakin that thang like who's da ish
With a look in ya eye so devilish

Uh
Ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots
And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots
Not just urban she likes the pop
Cuz she was livin la vida loca

[BRIDGE]
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
Uh
I think to sing it again
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
All night long
Let me see that thong

[CHORUS]
I like it when the beat goes da na da na
Baby make your booty go da na da na
Girl I know you wanna show da na da na
That thong th thong thong thong
I like it when the beat goes da na da na
Baby make your booty go da na da na
Girl I know you wanna show da na da na
That thong th thong thong thong

That girl so scandalous
And I know another saiyan couldn't handle it
And she shakin that thang like who's da ish
With a look in her eye so devilish

Uh
She like to dance at all the hip hop spots
And she cruise to the crews like connect da dots
Not just urban she likes the pop
Cuz she was livin la vida loca

[BRIDGE]

[CHORUS (2x)]

Whoaaa
That dress so scandalous
And I swear another saiyan couldn't handle it
See ya shakin that thang like who's da ish
With a look in her eye so devilish

(Whoa)
Uh ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots
And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots
Not just urban ya like the pop
Cuz she was livin la vida loca

(Whoa)
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
(Ooh)
Uh think to sing it again
Cuz she had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
Uh think to sing it again
Come on
Come on
Come on
Come on

Yeahhhh yeah

[CHORUS (3x)]

Whoa
Uh alright
Uh whoa yeah
Ooh
Whoa
(Like it when the beat goes da na da na)
(Baby make your booty go da na da na)
(Girl I know you wanna show da na da na)
Baby
(That thong th thong thong thong)

(I like it when the beat goes da na da na)
(Baby make your booty go da na da na)
(Girl I know you wanna show da na da na)
(That thong th thong thong thong)

It has its fair share of problems, but for me, this is easily the best One Piece game we’ve gotten in years.
Yes, as you have doubtlessly heard, the backtracking is excessive in places, the game isn't particularly hard, and the localization is completely all over the place. Alabasta is unforgivably long for no reason compared to the rest of the game, and by comparison the latter half feels like it’s rushing to end. I'm also simply exhausted of One Piece recap games and the fact that it doesn’t touch on any content not previously covered by a game hurts it more. It abridges and occasionally changes plot events which I technically prefer to get through things faster, but also gives these strange recap segments that feel aimed at newbies to the series, so it ends up feeling like it won’t really make anyone happy outside of said changes and fanservice moments.
But despite these many flaws, a JRPG is the perfect format for a One Piece game, and I had a great time with it. Even though you’re never really being pushed to use it to its fullest, the combat system is very well done and fun. The monster designs are excellent and charming, if reused slightly too much. Sakuraba’s soundtracks are pretty hit and miss, and thankfully he really pulled out the stops here, the music is excellent. The original story feels like something that could have been straight out of one of the movies, it’s decently well thought through and the characters are good. I also admittedly enjoyed some of the backtracking, considering many RPGs these days may as well be a straight line.
But most importantly, in a way that’s hard to really quantify, this game actually feels like a part of One Piece. I do like the Pirate Warriors games , but at times they barely feel like they’re in the same series with how absolutely plain vanilla and by the books the adaptation is. They got the vibe down here perfectly, every character feels like themselves, and the interactions feel pretty authentic to the series at large.
If it was too much longer than it is I might have felt differently, but for a 30ish hour RPG? I had a good time. I hope whatever they do with the Season Pass expands on this excellent foundation they’ve put down, and that the future of One Piece games can continue to be something different and special.
also stop using the fishman island outfits please get oda to design new ones or at least let the classic costumes carry through the whole game i beg of you
(also also minor vague spoilers: but it’s incredibly funny that there’s a plot important character who is one of the many reused character models but wearing a different hat lmao)

A real delight for any One Piece mega fan.

I love one piece with all my heart and have played most games,
most of em' suck dick, not this one though.
This one actually retells the whole first half of OP up til marineford iirc.
It's a turn based RPG, some people probably throw up when they hear that but I do the opposite, so really it's no wonder why I like this one the most after kaizoku mushou 3 at least.
Fuck is it inaccesible I had to ACTUALLY BUY A NINTENDO POINTS CARD IN A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY to be able to buy this shit (didn't do 3ds piracy cause I was young and dumb) so uh yeah that fucking sucked and I was robbed of 40$ but yeah I'd pay like 10 it's decent and had fun, don't even look in this direction if you are not already into the series though you'll just catch simian flu.

i was vibing with the creative decision to have all spoken dialogue be in an alien-sounding science fiction conlang until i found out the steam copy is just broken to make the voice acting be in french

Nuhai and GLitchedd ar the greatest gamers in the history of mankind i swear to god, dont ever doubt their skills ever. i personally shut that idea down in an instant. if anyone talks yak on it i will unleash the best full demon mode i dont even care anf that on mf jah you heard me. this game is actually the worst game ever created on the planet. if you like this game you are actually wrong and deserve nothing but pain and suffering. and i mean that. i dont hate anyone but if you play this game sone ever tlk to me in your life and i mean that. and dont even get me STARTED on a bitch name Toguro MY GOD ugly ass mf ass big ass op ass gamer ass. mf will SAUTEE you with no remorse. he does not care that you have a family or kids, he wil ROB you of your joy and laugh about it. PISSING ON THE DEAD AND CALLING IT GROUND BEEF. i got HUGE problems with the devs. im throwing mf HANDS PLEASEEEE and if you beat toguro i will personally kiss you on the lips

my irl friends and I started playing this when it came out, met a dude who was really good, we all started a clan, flew to canada to go to his wedding.

Pong

1972

Pong

1972