I wish this game felt like the replays of the levels look, after every damn level it shows you what it would look like if this was an FPS and not a puzzle game.

This game had me looking like I was training to beat Goku with how many walls I punched trying to beat those expert songs.

I’ve never played a game that feels so much like an unpaid internship. You have to pay 60$, then you also need to bring atleast 2 friends, preferably 3, and then you just have to find things to do. You really have to work to play this game and when you actually do it’s 80% boring, 10% getting decimated in PvP, 10% fun.

Playing this game feels like finding an ancient failed experiment from a forerunner society, and you slowly uncover every piece of lost potential, every piece hurting more because you realize it’s never gonna get realized.

This is the type of game that probably has a better version somewhere deep in the Roblox or Rec Room horror game archives.

I can not take another game set in the infinite well of creativity that is space that has the most bare bones sleep inducing shooting mechanics. I CANT DO IT. YOU CANT MAKE ME PLAY STARFIELD

Oh my gosh this game is so pretty I wonder what the gamepla- SNOOOOOOOREEEEGRGRHRH mimimimi.

2021

Never before have I gone from a caveman to an unkillable god so quickly in a videogame.

Ground zero for the greatest FPS sidemode ever made. The campaign is also legitimately good story wise despite being Call of Duty.

I spent roughly around 80% of this game stacking things on top of each other like a 4 year old. Oh what? The gameplay? Oh ya uh its fine I guess.

Wait he said he was gonna make it multiplayer? WAIT HE SAID ITS GONNA BE LOCAL COOP?!?!?! WHAT YOU FUCKING MEAN FOUR PEOPLE!??!

So you're telling me there are FIFTY extra missions that can all be played split screen in addition to the campaign? Ok so this game might be a banger.

Peak of siblings induced mayhem. Chaos perfected.

How my bro looks at me well we are both going mentally insane after hearing the howls of the night encroaching onto our small frivolous campfire in the dead of winter (We will indeed be Starving Together).

I could play this game with literally anyone and that in of itself is deserving of some insane praise.