this is the kind of game you find on steam for free when you first make your account and then never play because its terrible

theres a funny character called little jay and i think hes cool

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silly guy ford goes on cool journey through the iphone and then gets shot and dies

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taking a piss in the middle of a public mall on black friday is probably easier than playing this game

main character dies and goes to hell