Garten of Banban II is a profound game that delves into the very essence of human existence. It offers a metaphysical exploration of what it means not just to be alive but to truly live. The game's underlying lore draws inspiration from the Hegelian dialectic, and its perspective on existentialist morality is exceptional. The game is truly une magnifique œuvre d'art, excelling in gameplay, storytelling, and theme. It is a remarkable piece of media that I would rank among my top six of all time, with its soundtrack even surpassing Ludwig van Beethoven’s Symphony No. 5 in C minor, Op. 67.

The storyline is captivating, and players will find themselves fully invested in uncovering the secrets of the underground facility, with a vibrant colorful cast and a 13 hour long sex scene. The gameplay is challenging yet rewarding, and the game's mechanics are intuitive, making it easy for players to immerse themselves in the game's world.

The graphics are stunning and add to the game's eerie atmosphere, with the sound effects and background music adding to the game's tension. The level of detail is impressive, from the textures of the environment to the animations of the enemies.

The game's main protagonist is a standout, easily earning a spot in my top 3 favorite games of all time, while the main antagonist deserves a spot in my top 5. The story is also impressive, earning my top four ranking, and the gameplay is a close second with my top two ranking. The game's excellence in all these aspects is a testament to its remarkable quality.

Overall, Garten of Banban II is an astounding work that offers a unique and profound perspective on the human experience. Its outstanding storytelling, gameplay, and theme make it a true masterpiece of the genre. It is a game that has left a lasting impact on me and will undoubtedly continue to do so for years to come. The game's captivating storyline, challenging gameplay, and stunning graphics make it a must-play for fans of the genre. If you're looking for a game that will keep you on the edge of your seat, then look no further than Garten of Banban II. My mind is MELTING to see what kind of fantastic designs will be spewed out of the Euphoric Brothers’ in the future for Garten of BanBan III, and I will be sacrificing my first born child in the name of Jumbo Josh & buying several pieces of BanBan merch.