Ok but why is this actually not the worst thing ever 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Slight improvement but mainly because the absurd moments hard carries it, it made me wheeze at times so that's something to praise I guess

Me when loud noise wahhh so spoopy loud noise = scawy I just shat my AR pants waaaaaahhhhhhhh

The world will never forget the massive Fazbulge in one of the teasers...

Nightmare Fredbear please take me to sleep...

Shoichi >>> Jun I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL

Why is this good... why must it be good... why a dating simulator involving cartoon old men must be so endearing and fun and engaging and lovable... i hate it here let me OUT

I 100% this game after like 5 years... this is not a bad game at all and I'm forced to defend it with my life.

Garten of Banban isn't real, it is the parents

...you'll never realize how much time you've wasted living an unhappy life until you play a game about a giant buff dude entering an officinist's mind and having mindless rough sweaty manly gay sex.

I'm in love with this game lmao (and yes, other than a few enemies, I'm happily living rent free in this world having my way out with everything my eyes witness)

Extra half star for the artstyle being competent enough... other than that this is the ultimate showcase of soulless mobile gaming, every single technical aspect of it is wrong; disposable garbage, BRING THE FUCKING ALMANAC BACK AT THE VERY LEAST.

You know what? This really isn't that bad! We all love to completely dogpile on this game and its creators for being incompetent at delivering something worthwhile or that isn't insulting to its players, complete padding and unnecessary filler to make it feel much more complete than it actually is.

But for once I can safely say, this is the only game that I wouldn't refund. There's less unfairness (although there still is, but at that point, would you expect otherwise?), the story actually doesn't make me rip my hair out for once, the voice acting and guests are much more interesting now that they aren't limited to one language and the brothers don't talk as much (thank God), and overall it's just much more fun.

I don't expect them to stay on this track nor the next game to be better, after all, this franchise is deeply rooted in inconsistency and there's nothing that could fix that, but I'm glad they are beginning to actually try doing something...... not awful, instead of throwing shit at the wall and hoping it sticks (as seen with the previous entry, VI, that had 30 different ideas cramped into one game with not a single one of them landing) or doing the bare minimum and expecting people to bite into it (the first two games).

Also, we stan a gay king (it's canon, I don't care what you say), thank you Toadster, I love you.